••• Your Glenn Beck Cliff Notes: GLENN BECK IS THE MESSIAH! •••

[breadandwine]

Beck's rally had no content other than some very vague, amorphous mush about religion and to ANNOUNCE himself with "Hello America!"

And he said in his speech that his rally proved that ONE MAN can change the world, namely himself.

But despite Palin speaking, the rally was not political. He was not announcing his candidacy for president. No.

Rather:

GLENN BECK IS THE MESSIAH.

He talked about how AT THE SAME TIME that Moses was at the burning bush 5,000 years ago the Pilgrims and native Americans were turning to God on this land.

Actually, Moses lived 3,300 years ago, not 5,000, the Pilgrims came here about 3,000 years later and native Americans came to North America 25,000 years ago. And native Americans were certainly not seeking the same god, being polytheists. Beck also declared in his speech that he was using the rally to honor our troops because, he said, respect for the military SCORES 15% HIGHER IN POLLS, that's what he actually said, than respect for other heroes. So he's a man of truth and vision who, um, follows polls. Beck also said in his FOX interview after the rally that the last line of his speech he cut from the speech and it said that "in forty days and forty nights" there was going to be a great change in America. Oops, too political for my first presidential campaign rally! And actually, the November election was 66 days away, not 40.

But pay no attention to any of that. Beck is not actually running for anything. I deny that, he says!

Rather:

GLENN BECK IS THE MESSIAH.

Glenn Beck is also the GREAT CO-OPTER.

He's the new Martin Luther King, the new Moses, the new Pilgrim, the new native American, the new televangelist and, now that he has dissed our first black president, he's the new president.

But don't call him the GREAT CO-OPTER. The rally was APOLITICAL surely!

So it's settled:

GLENN BECK IS THE MESSIAH.

So what if the crowd was a bit sparse, so what if some of the crowd were tourists, so what if the crowd was broad in part because of the huge reflecting pool in the middle where nobody was standing. Forget that.

Glenn Beck's followers filled UP that space because Glenn Beck's followers and all of the Tea Party can WALK ON WATER and

GLENN BECK IS THE MESSIAH.

Be sure to vote for Beck in 2012 along with Palin for veep, listen to his call for throwing out the Democrats in 2010 and make sure you BOW BEFORE HIM because he - HAS - a chalk board, amen to THAT, and millions are ready to GENUFLECT before him right this minute ANYWAY!

Your new savior, Glenn Beck, the messiah.

Vote Republican now, ya hear, y'all?

[Raschel]

1. If you want to know what the right is up to, listen to what they tell us not to do

or what they say we are doing (projection).

Someone said this on another site. It's so true.

[breadandwine]

2. Beck says everybody BUT HIMSELF is a Nazi.....

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[iamthebandfanman]

3. he is the 'son of god'

as one speaker said at the rally.

i have never heard anyone called a son of God besides jesus.

now the phrase servant of god, that would make sense...

SON of god?

[opihimoimoi]

4. Beck is a closet Nazi....he uses god as a tool....Beck is FULL of SHIT

[breadandwine]

5. Beck is NOT a Nazi. Everybody ELSE is. They went THATAWAY.

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[breadandwine]

6. Everybody's a Nazi EXCEPT Beck. See here----

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1s4fj-5zlk

[breadandwine]

7. By the way, Opi, what happened to "Come, we go hang glide" etc.? Those sign offs were chuckles.

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[opihimoimoi]

11. LOL...Evolution suggested I move on..lately, I been working on a Battle Plan for 5+ million new jobs

for Americans

high paying to low paying...from heavy equipment operators to engineers.architects, etc

Come, we go help SOLVE our Mega Problemas

[Canuckistanian]

8. Can he heal the sick? Raise the dead? Die and return to Earth?

Provide loaves and fishes? Turn water into wine?

Then he's not a messiah.

Jesus raised the bar on messiah membership. He holds all the world's records for messiah-ing.

Beck might be a contenda, but he hasn't turned pro yet.

[breadandwine]

9. Know how Beck got so many people to fit in that rally with that reflecting pool cluttering it up?

Beck's followers walk on water......


Now, not only is he the messiah, but all those TOUCHED by him become annointed too!

[breadandwine]

10. Well, as you know, Canuckistanian, Beck predicted that on day of the rally there would be a miracle.

Are you going to believe Beck or your lying eyes?

[breadandwine]

12. FOX talking head says Beck seems to think he's the messiah --

Video -- starting about 3:49 in ---


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