Middle-Aged ‘Young Guns’ Write New Book to Save America

[Matariki]

(love the snark!)

http://wonkette.com/418423/middle-aged-young-guns-write-new-book-to-save-america

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In marketing their new bible, our three Congressmen-authors give themselves catchy nicknames that promote their personal brands while strengthening the message of the collective. Cantor is The Leader, Ryan is The Thinker, and McCarthy is The Strategist. We had to ponder the origins of these fancy new monikers for a while, but eventually figured out why they’re appropriate:

* Cantor is America’s top YouCutter, delegating responsibility to The People. Delegation is a leadership quality.

* McCarthy strategizes by voting no on children’s health insurance, Medicare, Medicaid, and other socialisms, which strategically frees up more money for spying and warring.

* Ryan comes up with “Roadmaps” and bullshit tax proposals that he thinks about sometimes, in his bubble-bath chamber/Reagan shrine.



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[SpiralHawk]

1. Presenting: The Middle-Aged RepubliStooges

[BrklynLiberal]

2. -puke-

I would prefer the Three Stooges.

[NC_Nurse]

3. Please. Who possibly thinks these three are attractive in any way? Ugh.

[Matariki]

4. Young Guns!

:rofl: Delusional.