BecKKK-PALIN to restore Alaska's honor on 9-11 with weird sex thing event

[UTUSN]

Just looking at the happy couple in this pic makes you go, "Boogaboogabooga!1" Can you imagine what would be the spawn of such a union?!1 But, no, the sobbing buster does not have the physical chops to be a match for Bailin'PALIN, who is said in the Vanity Fair article to throw canned goods at Tawd (and he at her), denting their stainless steel frig. What does a strapping hussy like Bailin' see in a wimp like BecKKK anyway?!1 Wish we could get Levi really to wear a wire to hear what she says about wimpy BecKKK in private!1



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http://gawker.com/5628158/what-are-glenn-beck-and-sarah-palin-doing-together-in-alaska-on-911

What Are Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin Doing Together in Alaska on 9/11?

Former Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin and frequently-sobbing Fox News host Glenn Beck are appearing together in "the largest venue in Anchorage," Alaska. On 9/11. OMG: Is Sarah Palin going to announce her presidential candidacy? (Probably not.)

Has your wacky aunt with the dangly earrings already sent you Vanity Fair's new profile of Orwell scholar Sarah Palin? It's pretty hilarious! (Though, you should probably take it with a grain of salt, as some of the anecdotes appear to be dubiously sourced.) Buried amidst the sitcom-like stories of what sounds like the world's most awkward campaign is the nugget that Glenn Beck "has booked the Dena'ina Center, the largest venue in Anchorage, for a speech on September 11, 2010."

Beck himself has confirmed that he'll be there with Palin. So what are they doing? Probably not announcing a Palin-for-President campaign (a Palin spokesperson calls that rumor "ridiculous"), and almost definitely not announcing a Palin-Beck ticket (Beck . So what could they be doing? Some possibilities:

* 9/11 memorial
* Support the troops event
* Restoring Alaska's Honor rally
* Song-and-dance revue
* Allan Kaprow-style "Happening"
* Some kind of bullshit business venture involving the gold standard
* Two-person production of Andrew Lloyd Webber's Cats
* Weird sex thing
* Def Comedy Jam
* Spin Doctors cover band
* Foam party

What else could they be up to? Leave your baseless speculation in the comments!

(AllahPundit/Hot Air via Alex Pareene; Vanity Fair)



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[LeftinOH]

1. Undoubtedly- they will each speak about 'the greatness of America' and

how we need to 'get back to the principles of the founding fathers' and 'to pray' and, um umm.. how we all are all 'in this together' and totally profound stuff like that'n everything.

[Erose999]

2. Premiere screening of Glenn Beck's new film "Nailin' Palin 4: the Beckoning day"

[UTUSN]

3. Posts 1&2 totally LOL!1 n/t

[CoffeeCat]

4. I'm so sick of these Fascist scumbags...

...using 9/11 to scare a bunch of ignorant nincompoops into voting against democracy
and against their own self interests.

I can't stomach the stupid anymore.

Here we go again. More tears. More wistful looks into the sky--as Beck uses words like
about "honor", "courage", "patriotism" and "restoring America" to manipulate the flibbertigibbet
contingent into a drooling trance.

Before it's over, these fools will be vociferously arguing that: Banks need less regulation,
the rich need more tax windfalls; the poor and the unemployed are slovenly and deserve disdain;
supporting policies that allow the corporations to run our government is patriotic; and torturing
people is what God would want us to do.

Beck is the PT Barnum of Fascism.

[Skidmore]

5. That woman has Chiclet teeth.

[no_hypocrisy]

6. A Prom Night Portrait

Cute . . . .