Quick! Somebody please crash a small plane! Thanks

[Cetacea]

Any questions?

[elifino]

1. You got your wish, Ca. 1 confirmed dead, another missing.

[SidDithers]

10. Another in Iowa...

One dead in Boone-area plane

BOONE, Iowa (AP) — The Federal Aviation Administration said one person is dead in the crash of a small plane towing a banner near the Farm Progress Show near Boone in central Iowa.

FAA spokeswoman Elizabeth Isham Cory said the Cessna 150 with just the pilot on board crashed about 2 miles north of Boone on Thursday morning. She said the plane is registered to Drake Aerial Enterprise in Genoa, Ohio. There is no telephone listing for the company.

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/article/20100902/NEWS/100902010/One-dead-in-Boone-area-plane-crashcrash


Sid

[SidDithers]

11. And here's one in the Gulf off Louisiana...

Coast Guard rescues 4 people after plane crash in S. Louisiana

TERREBONNE, LA (KSLA) – The Coast Guard rescues four people after their plane crashes in the Gulf.

This happened in the waters just off the coast of Terrebonne, Louisiana. A call went out just after 8:30 Wednesday morning, September 1st, that the plane had to make an emergency landing in the Gulf.

http://www.ksla.com/Global/story.asp?S=13087538

Sid

[Retrograde]

17. And one in California, 3 dead

http://www.paloaltoonline.com/news/show_story.php?id=18118

Is there any reason you're collecting them?

[Orrex]

2. I crashed a small party. Does that count?

[AndyA]

3. That's not enough.

Let's see:

Hurricane: check.

Oil rig disaster in Gulf: check.

Tanker truck run aground: check.

We still need a tornado.

And an earthquake.

Locusts swarming somewhere.

Dick Cheney to pull his arm out of Bush's butt to prove Bush really was just a puppet.

Is Pakistan's flooding recent enough, or do we need another flood somewhere?

Ann Coulter reveals she's really a man after all.

Pat Buchannan reveals he's Bay Buchannan when he's in drag.

Sean Hannity and Glenn Beck reveal they are a couple, and have been for years.

Rush Limbaugh finally admits to being a drug abusing pedophile, and admits he doesn't really believe anything he says, he's just doing it for the money because no one would hire a fat, obnoxious loud mouthed know it all and pay them to do anything else.

That should about do it.

What did I miss?

[Chipper Chat]

4. Sarah Palin admits she _____ with John McCain

to get the Veep slot.

[BootinUp]

5. lol nt

[AndyA]

6. I thought McCain asked for Bristol for that task.

He knows she's easy because she was taught that abstinence is best. Family values and all that, dontchaknow... :rofl:

[nadinbrzezinski]

7. Trust me, he is not his sister

and his sister IS an ASS.

[Canuckistanian]

8. Shark attacks - you forgot shark attacks

As I recall it was the "big crisis" right before the 9/11 attack.

[Contrary1]

9. Do not ignore the bears...

or else!

[Swamp Rat]

13. Glenn Beck REALLY DID whatever it was that he did in 1990,

and Joe Scarborough killed his intern with O'Reilly's loofa.

[dixiegrrrrl]

14. Will a financial disaster do?

Karzai wants the US to bail out the Bank of Kabul.

true.

[jdlh8894]

12. Yeah. Got a question.

What is your L&L? Got an old Piper I would love to bail from!

[slackmaster]

15. I crashed several computers today, using only my mind

:nuke:

[Swamp Rat]

16. The mind is a terrible thing...

:D