What Bailin'PALIN calls sobbing BecKKK in private: "Impotent, limp, gutless."

[UTUSN]

Just looking at the happy couple in this pic makes you go, "Boogaboogabooga!1" Try to imagine the spawn of such a union!1 But, no, the sobbing buster does not have the physical chops for nailin' Bailin'PALIN, who is said in the Vanity Fair article to throw canned goods at Tawd (and he at her), denting their stainless steel frig. What does a strapping wench like Bailin' see in a wimp like BecKKK anyway?!1 Wish we could get Levi really to wear a wire to hear what she says about wimpy BecKKK in private!1

But actually, she has provided the answer to that question, although she diverted by aiming it for now at her latest victimizers of her, the author and the sources of the VF piece: "Impotent, limp, gutless." When BecKKK SOBS, you really can't see her calling on him to reload, but you CAN see her sneering, "Impotent, limp, gutless."



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http://gawker.com/5628158/what-are-glenn-beck-and-sarah...

What Are Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin Doing Together in Alaska on 9/11?

Former Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin and frequently-sobbing Fox News host Glenn Beck are appearing together in "the largest venue in Anchorage," Alaska. On 9/11. OMG: Is Sarah Palin going to announce her presidential candidacy? (Probably not.)

Has your wacky aunt with the dangly earrings already sent you Vanity Fair's new profile of Orwell scholar Sarah Palin? It's pretty hilarious! (Though, you should probably take it with a grain of salt, as some of the anecdotes appear to be dubiously sourced.) Buried amidst the sitcom-like stories of what sounds like the world's most awkward campaign is the nugget that Glenn Beck "has booked the Dena'ina Center, the largest venue in Anchorage, for a speech on September 11, 2010."

Beck himself has confirmed that he'll be there with Palin. So what are they doing? Probably not announcing a Palin-for-President campaign (a Palin spokesperson calls that rumor "ridiculous"), and almost definitely not announcing a Palin-Beck ticket (Beck . So what could they be doing? Some possibilities:

* 9/11 memorial
* Support the troops event
* Restoring Alaska's Honor rally
* Song-and-dance revue
* Allan Kaprow-style "Happening"
* Some kind of bullshit business venture involving the gold standard
* Two-person production of Andrew Lloyd Webber's Cats
* Weird sex thing
* Def Comedy Jam
* Spin Doctors cover band
* Foam party

What else could they be up to? Leave your baseless speculation in the comments!

(AllahPundit/Hot Air via Alex Pareene; Vanity Fair)



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[Swamp Rat]

1. Cannibal!!.... LOL!

:rofl:

[UTUSN]

3. Just for you, today's Pearls Before Swine, in the series

[Swamp Rat]

8. LOL!

My favorite toon since Calvin and Hobbs retired. :hi:

[madmax]

7. Good one Swamp Rat, American Idiot indeed. LOL nt

[tammywammy]

2. That's a little more than a week away, you'd think they would have announced by now whatever it is

They're doing.

[TheCowsCameHome]

4. Maybe announce the upcoming birth of their love child.

:puke:

[formercia]

5. So, that's why Sarah's been saving those Moose testicles.

C'mon Glenn, man-up and chow down on those Mountain Oysters for Sarah.

[JVS]

6. Totally unfounded! Beck has a gut!