Meanwhile in Chile -Trapped Miner's wife meets his mistress

[malaise]

at a vigil.
<snip>
Yonnie Barrios' wife, Marta Salinas, and his secret lover, Susana Valenzuela, were both holding vigils for him outside the San Jose mine.

His wife was stunned and horrified when she heard his mistress shouting her husband's name amid a crowd of miners' loved ones.

But, Salinas refuses to let the "other" woman win. She told friends, "Barrios is my husband. He loves me and I am his devoted wife. This woman has no legitimacy."

That's not what the mistress is saying. She says that Barrios, 50, and her met on a training course 5 years ago and that he was planning to leave his wife for her. "We are in love. I'll wait for him," she said.

Meanwhile, Barrios has been one of the heroes of the landslide drama. He's been using his first-aid training to treat sick colleagues. He also vaccinated all 33 men, including himself, against flu and pneumonia.

http://www.39online.com/entertainment/onlinedish/kiah-online-dish-miner-cheating-story,0,6289613.story
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[babylonsister]

1. I wonder if Barrios wonders what's going on above him?

Wow, someone should and probably will write a book.

[malaise]

5. I'm sure he'll hear

It must be major topic on radio and TV :rofl:

[JVS]

2. Oh man.

[Gman]

3. Pretty much your worst nightmare

the kind that wakes you up in a sweat.

[malaise]

4. You appear to be experienced in

these matters :evilgrin:

add smilie

[Gman]

29. Ummm.... who me? Ummm... Well.....

of course, not honey... why would you think that??!

[malaise]

33. Bwaaaaaaaah hahahahaha

:rofl:

[yourout]

6. If he knows what waits for him.....he may want to stay down as long as possible.

[avaistheone1]

28. Damn tooting

[rug]

7. He must be the guy who keeps throwing rocks in the rescue shaft.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

24. Those rocks may from the alternate escape hatch he is digging out the back - using his bare hands.

Exit, stage left!

[Born_A_Truman]

8. Rut Roh!

:wow:

[mike r]

9. No biggie - Francois Mitterand’s funeral, 1996:

At Mitterrand's funeral in Jarnac, his wife Danielle (centre, with white scarf), to the right their son Jean-Christophe, then Mitterrand's daughter (out of wedlock) Mazarine, her mother and Mitterrand’s longtime mistress Anne Pingeot (standing a step back, with black hat), and then Mitterrand's other son by Danielle, Gilbert, 11 January 1996/Philippe Wojazer

[malaise]

10. The French handle these matters

with distinction. :D

[Radical Activist]

11. awesome.

This has TV movie of the week written all over it.

[pinboy3niner]

15. It has 'Lifetime' movie written all over it

Their movie schedule for the next two weeks includes nearly two dozen titles that could apply, lol:

http://www.locatetv.com/listings/lifetime-movie-network

For his sake, I hope we can rule out 'Dead Before Dawn,' 'As Good As Dead' and '12 Hours to Live'... :)

[Radical Activist]

16. "Out of the frying pan and into the fire"

That's my suggested title. Or.

"From hell's fury to a woman's scorn"
"Better off buried"
"Down one hole too many"

[pinboy3niner]

20. "He was the Miner, But I Got the Shaft"

I'll stop now, before I embarrass myself with the real groaners.

RagAss has a great title in his Post #12: "Stay Down There, Dude!"

[Skittles]

21. too late

scheduling pinboy3niner and Radical Activist for ass-kickings for egregious groaners; yes INDEED

[pinboy3niner]

23. LOL!

Busted! :)

[Skittles]

25. will kick miner ass too, as I know he will be fine

his offense: egregious boners; yes INDEED

[flamingdem]

30. nyuk nuk nuk nt

[pinboy3niner]

19. self-delete, wrong place

[RagAss]

12. Stay down there dude.

[jberryhill]

26. Seriously - Being Trapped In A Mine Is The Best Situation For Him

[Beacool]

13. I think that he's probably safer where he's at...........

:7

[Bluebear]

14. lolol

[Vehl]

17. once upon a time in Chile......

reminds me of the "in soviet Russia" jokes:P

[demmiblue]

18. Gee... so funny.

:eyes:

[flamingdem]

22. At least Marta can't slip down that chimney! nt

[Steely_Dan]

27. This Is A Made-For-TV Movie...

...waiting to happen.

[h8okra]

31. Too funny no text

[pinboy3niner]

32. Welcome to DU, h8okra

:hi:

[malaise]

34. Seriously

He's better off underground for a while.