Wonder where a Wednesday got its hump? . . . Come CAPTION!!!

[skip fox]

W. is saying: "Now Helen, I'm only going to say this one more time. Insurgents in Iraq look like everybody else. . . . It's like economics: if they're from Iran, they'd still be insurgents although they would also be terrorists because it's not their country. . . . That's commerce cause they're like twice as many already. Their stock is up. . . . But if we can help secure Bagdad with more troops while the Iraqi forces are taking more of a responsibility, then the terrorists and insurgents will no longer not be able to afford undefeat and victory will be out of the question for them as well. Thus, a depression in attacks. . . Got it?"

[ananda]

1. "I'm decidering. Get used to it."

nt

[Deep13]

2. "Simon was totally unfair when he said I have no talent."

[CrazyOrangeCat]

3. "Now Helen, put down that big stick . . . Helen?!?"

[Bucky]

4. How can I possibly caption this photo after the OP's hilarious parody of Bush talk.

That's a parody of how Bush talks, right? Surely no one is so stupid that they would actually say all that gibberish, right?

[CrazyOrangeCat]

5. Well, it's complicated . . .

. . . ya see, rumor has it that Fox actually goes into a trance, and "channels" the Chimp.

;)

[Zavulon]

6. "I have decided that I will in fact run for the presidency again in 2008."

(WTF, it's not like he was actually elected before this...)

[TygrBright]

7. "Now is the winter of our discontent....(etc.) n/t

[skip fox]

8. "A surge is NOT an escalation! A surge is like a bunch or a group. But an

escalation is going up another level, like up to the second floor in a department store. Only this time with troops. . . . Next question!"