If Palin becomes President, how will the world end?

[BolivarianHero]

She'll press the button before even realising what is. :)

[elleng]

1. With a BANG, not a whimper.

[hlthe2b]

2. Our enemies will double over in hysterical laughing....

accidentally hitting the red button in some Pakistani cave and voila.... Palin will fulfill the prophesy of the apocalypse.

[HipChick]

3. yep...

[HuckleB]

4. I don't think the world will end.

I actually think Palin in the presidency is the fastest way to single payer healthcare, a healthy resurgence of the unions, and a long-term progressive majority in this country. I'm not advocating that we go that route, but...

[KILL THE WISE ONE]

5. she would not be inaugurated until after 12/21/12

[HEyHEY]

6. Driving off the end of a bridge to nowhere.

[nevergiveup]

7. I had a dream about this.

Can't remember it clearly but it had something to do with wolves shooting humans from helicopters.

[EFerrari]

8. She's never make it through the whole campaign.

She'd either quit or her staff would mutiny.

[krispos42]

9. Space aliens appear and vaporize the planet.

Something along the lines of "We're sorry, but this is unacceptable to the Galactic Counsel. Have a pleasant evening."


Then they burn a hole clean through the center of the earth with a fusion-bomb-powered laser, drop a big-ass anitmatter bomb down the hole, and :nuke:

The Sol System will have a brand new asteroid belt.

[Poll_Blind]

10. Uh (looking it up in my Big Book of 'Geddons)...That would be the Greg Stillson ending, I believe.

Yep. The whole world gets The Greg Stillson Ending. I still have another week before I have to give the book back to Alhazred, so lemme know if you need anything else looked up.

Oh damn, I was eating and I got some jam on one of the pages. Hrm. (Goes to get a wet washcloth)

PB

[dkf]

11. Armageddon.

[Blue Owl]

12. her wretched voice would eventually cause all known matter to collapse into itself

n/t

[dimbear]

13. Eventually the sun swells so large that it swallows us, and if

Sarah has ever been president we will all welcome it.

[Raschel]

14. It is nearing Thanksgiving.

Palin's day starts out on the wrong foot when she receives a call from a deejay pretending to be the Pope. He says 'mean' things to her which causes her to fume.

She goes outside to make a quick appearance for the annual W.H. turkey pardon, but condemns the turkey and has it slaughtered on TV while giving her Thanksgiving message to the people.

She then goes shopping, all the while trying to think of how she will get revenge on the Pope,(and the girl from high school who went out with a boy she liked).

Arriving at the W.H., she sends out a snarky twitter to the Pope, and then calls Dancing With the Stars to demand that Bristle be allowed to stay on the show.

She notes that her lipstick is fading because she is out of bendy straws.

She then calls the number scribbled on her hand thinking it's her hair and make up person, not realizing it's the pentagon.

"Code Red!" she screams, calling for her favorite lipstick color.

[comrade snarky]

15. Ass monkey plague

Because if she wins monkeys are going to fly out all our butts.