Borowitz: Rabid Dog Briefly Mistaken for Tea Party Candidate

[Contrary1]

JEFFERSON CITY, MO (The Borowitz Report) - A rabid Doberman Pinscher jumped on stage at a Tea Party rally in Missouri on Labor Day and barked at the crowd for nearly twenty minutes before people realized he was not a candidate.

The dog, later identified by its owner as "Mister Buster," held the crowd spellbound as he barked, growled, and frothed at the mouth, eventually receiving a standing ovation for his exertions.

Gwendolene Thomason, 42, a Tea Party supporter from Jefferson City, was one of the hundreds on hand who were convinced that the Doberman was a Tea Party candidate until he was outed as a dog.

"I liked what he had to say," she said. "He reminded me of Glenn Beck, only furrier."

The Doberman’s canine identity finally became clear when he lunged at a man in the front row and wrested a hamburger from his right hand, taking two of the man's fingers with it.

While the discovery that Mister Buster was not a Tea Party candidate disappointed many in attendance, Ms. Thomason held out hope that, dog or no, he might consider running for office at some point.

"I liked the way he bit off that guy's hand, and the way he did his business in the middle of the stage," she said. "We need more of that in Washington."

Elsewhere, Arizona Governor Jan Brewer named Wednesday a state holiday "to give me more time to think of what to say."

[KT2000]

1. Borowitz is just too funny

:rofl:

[McCamy Taylor]

2. Funny!

[pnorman]

3. I'm saving that one for future use!

n/t

[pnorman]

4. ”We need more of that in Washington.”

“I liked the way he bit off that guy’s hand, and the way he did his business in the middle of the stage,” she said. ”We need more of that in Washington.”

I only glanced at that Borowitz hit piece, and thought it was hilarious. But after several re-readings, with each one funnier than the previous one, I believe it was probably the best he has done in a long time!