The BP Report -BP just released its own investigation of the oil rig

[malaise]

explosion as I type.


http://www.bp.com/bodycopyarticle.do?categoryId=1&contentId=7052055


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[SpiralHawk]

1. "It's all Bill Clinton's fault. Smirk." - BP (R)

[malaise]

11. BP will not tolerate 37% of the blame

Maybe 3.7% :evilgrin:

[LLStarks]

2. They haven't even had a week to examine the BOP. This will be a sham report. nt

[malaise]

3. Duh!

:D

Here it is
Executive Summary
http://www.bp.com/liveassets/bp_internet/globalbp/globalbp_uk_english/incident_response/STAGING/local_assets/downloads_pdfs/Deepwater_Horizon_Accident_Investigation_Report_Executive_summary.pdf

Full Report
http://www.bp.com/liveassets/bp_internet/globalbp/globalbp_uk_english/incident_response/STAGING/local_assets/downloads_pdfs/Deepwater_Horizon_Accident_Investigation_Report.pdf


http://www.bp.com/sectiongenericarticle.do?categoryId=9034902&contentId=7064891

[hobbit709]

4. The chief murder suspect is the head of the forensics team doing the investigation.

[malaise]

5. The corporate fox

is guarding the hen house - run chickens run!!! :hi:

[hobbit709]

6. sort of like having Al Capone investigate the Valentine's Day Massacre.

[malaise]

8. or Bushco investigating

their own war crimes. :evilgrin:

[Canuckistanian]

7. Let me guess the ending

"...and in conclusion, we did nothing wrong. And we promise not to do it again."

[malaise]

9. LOL

Well I haven't read the 200 plus pages but the executive summary suggests that the explosion happened because of a sequence of mechanical failures and human judgements - in other words blame Transocean and not BP for a bad cement job.

[blindpig]

10. And when it goes into print....

will it be shelved with Fiction, Fantasy or Unbelievable Bullshit?

[malaise]

12. Maybe we should start a library for those books/reports

Blair, Bush, Cheney (if he ever finishes it) et al.

[spanone]

13. i'm almost positive there will be no bias on their part

:sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm:

[Romulox]

14. Just like Toyota conducted the investigation into UA. nt