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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 08:21 AM
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If you take a Qur'an printed on US Flag paper to the desecration incineration, what will they do?
It is safe to assume that most of the same idiots who want to burn a holy book are the ones who wanted an amendment to ban US flag burning. It might make the tiny little warts on the end of their brain stems explode just to have to deal with the dilemma before them. If you get their early enough, you might be able to prevent the entire thing from happening.

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JCMach1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 09:18 AM
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1. Or, bind a Quran with the jesus bit with all the jesus parts from the Bible and toss it in
Of course, they won't get the irony
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-10 11:20 AM
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2. Yeah, but their "bible" is about 8 pages - mostly selected passages from Leviticus.
Of course there are a few passages from Mark thrown in. It really doesn't matter. They don't understand any of it anyway.

Remember when someone asked Bush what the last book he read was and he smugly answered, "the Bible"? That's really impossible. If the fucker even LOOKED at a Bible it would burst into flames. They had to use a Power Rangers comic book to swear him in.



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