No lie too trivial, no garbage too vile. . . . PLease come CAPTION Rush Limbaugh!!!

[skip fox]

Rush ("Faustus was a mere schoolboy playing with matches") Limbaugh is saying: ". . . and what we have in there now, ladies and gentlemen, is a Dummkopf Little Imam-Child President. I've heard reports that in the White House they sacrifice animals to read their intestines and eat their own fecal matter. . . . The old bowling alley in the basement is being converted into a dungeon where they're planning to make water-boarding look like a kid's shampoo time. . . . And instead of dealing with their critics, all they can do is call them names and cast wild aspersions."

[Fumesucker]

1. All your cyst are belong to us.

[Fumesucker]

2. Hillbilly heroin, it's what's for breakfast..

And lunch and dinner and between meal snacks..

HUH? SPEAK UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU!11!!!

[av8rdave]

3. "...all they can do is call them names and cast wild aspersions."

Out of the piehole of Rush Limbaugh.

Oh, the irony!

[AndyA]

4. Rush Limbaugh's Terrible Secret

Pictured here in a photo taken yesterday, Rush Limbaugh reveals a secret he's worked hard to hide for years. While most know he's been unable to control the horrible things that have come out of his mouth for a long time, many didn't realize he also has no control over his bowel movements or urination.

"Working with Rush is sickening most of the time," stated a staffer, who asked not to be identified for obvious reasons. "The smell in the studio is just awful. When he lost all that weight, we were hopeful the problem would correct itself, but it hasn't."

Another told us, "Rush wears diapers all the time. He has to wear them to bed at night, as he can't control ANYTHING coming out of his body. It's nasty."

When asked to comment, Rush made an insulting remark about Democrats, and told a lie about President Obama. "See what we mean?" asked another staffer. "He has absolutely no control over the vile, disgusting, nasty filth that flows out of his body. Perhaps that explains his hatred of everyone and everything, when you're sitting in your own waste most of the time it has to be irritating, to say the least."

:rofl:

[skip fox]

5. Fantastic!!! An entire world created and fleshed out with a few deft strokes!!!

Great.

[Hubert Flottz]

6. This turd is 100% shit...

[Bitwit1234]

7. Wouldst that it was true.

And he would be deserted by the people around him in droves.

[skip fox]

8. "Did I forget to say that Obama walks around bare-footed in the Oval Office??"