I have read your website and it is obviously that your a foggot.

[asdjrocky]

This is about the single most funny thing I've ever read on line, this bigot takes a beating like none I've seen before. Found it at reddit, and I had to pass it along.

This is just the beginning...

From: George Lewis
Date: Thursday 2 September 2010 6.51pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: No Subject

I have read your website and it is obviously that your a foggot.
From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 2 September 2010 8.07pm
To: George Lewis
Subject: Re: No Subject

Dear George,
Thank you for your email. While I have no idea what a foggot is, I will assume it is a term of endearment and appreciate you taking time out from calculating launch trajectories or removing temporal lobe tumors to contact me with such. I have attached a signed photo as per your request.
Regards, David.

Read the rest for some real fun...
http://www.27bslash6.com/foggot.html

[onehandle]

1. A 'foggot' is an aficionado of fog machines. nt

[pschoeb]

23. No, it's someone who has circumnavigated the world in a Czech Armoured transporter

from Phileas Fogg in Jules Vernes, Around the World in 80 Days, and from OT, the abbreviation for Obrněný Transportér, Czech for Armored Transporter. ;)

[Jackpine Radical]

65. Why do people oppose female circumnavigation?

It sounds like fun.

[hfojvt]

85. obviously it is a typo

it's supposed to be foghat, which is a type of hat you wear when it is foggy. At least if you are a fool for the city taking a slow ride.

[freebrew]

90. I saw foghat once,

at a concert for free in Washington, MO. Many moons ago.

Not that great..

[sasquuatch55]

117. Saw Foghat in the mid 70's liked their boogies..I was stoned most of the time though.

nt

[PatrynXX]

88. no I think he foggot what he was talking about...

funniest shit I've heard in a long time. ;) I'm sure the Fockers Foggot lots of things :P

[JohnnyBoots]

91. I thought was someone who followed Foghat on tour...nt

[Bitwit1234]

2. I have come to the conclusion that,

most of the people that post on these right wing blogs are a bunch of kiddies. Mostly in the 13 to 15 year old range. Their thought reasoning and spelling leads me to this. Guess that's about all the kind of people interested in supporting republicans.

[EstimatedProphet]

4. Either literally or emotionally, yes.

[jtrockville]

13. Using "your" in place of "you are/you're" is a clue too.

[Jackpine Radical]

66. Your

rite.

[gtar100]

81. If you've ever listened to Alan Combes' radio show, you'll realize these are "grown ups".

"Grown ups" in the sense of age, not maturity. And here in Colorado, we've got our fair share of them. Truly a weakness in the design of the human body and brain that things can go so wrong.

[slackmaster]

3. It appears to me that you must have accidentally the whole thing

:hi:

[Toucano]

5. Whew! That's chuckle worthy! n/t

[jannyk]

6. I believe 'foggot' to be french, and therefore pronounced with

a silent 't', similar to Godot. In fact, I believe Foggot may have been Godot's cousin and he'll never show up either!

:evilgrin:

[Riverman]

112. Funniest comment in some time!

[zipplewrath]

7. Humorous

He kinda went over a line with the whole "did she eat them" thing. But I'm a tad surprised the guy could even read much of that. The author maintains a healthy vocabulary.

[RainDog]

8. LOL. this is great. n/t

[asdjrocky]

12. Every time I read it, I find something new to laugh at. nt

[Extend a Hand]

9. that was hysterical.

:rofl:

[Matariki]

10. Needs to go viral, lol

..."And how can you see my facebook page pictures?"

pity the fool...

[eleny]

11. Now that I'm older, I foggot a lot these days

[comtec]

14. I don't know about him but I LOVE faggots! Super Tasty!!!

In the UK, a faggot, is a soft pork meatball in sauce :)
I also smoke fags! (cigarettes) on occasion.

[unblock]

15. i used to know what that word meant, but i foggot.

[leeroysphitz]

16. .

[disillusioned73]

17. LMAO!!

:rofl: - a perfect ending

[asdjrocky]

20. I agree.

The ending says it all.

[vduhr]

101. That was the part where I laughed the most....

"Ive deleted you from my facebook and reported you. i hope you die of aids fag. Dont bothering emailing me again becasue I wont read it."

"Yes you will."

"No I fucking wont fag"




:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[disillusioned73]

106. I just laughed again..

:rofl:

classic

[Greyskye]

18. It appears the website has crashed.

Too much love, I guess.

:(

[Greyskye]

21. And it's back.

Now I get to see what all the fuss was about. :)

[Greyskye]

25. Holy crap that was funny!

:rofl:

[mimitabby]

19. this is the funniest thing I've read all week

or maybe all year. thanks...

[Fleshdancer]

22. Missing Missy is still my favorite from this site

I literally had tears streaming down my face I was laughing so hard. :rofl:

[asdjrocky]

28. The other stuff is good too?

This is the first I've heard of him. I will go back and read more on your recommendation.

[Fleshdancer]

39. it's pretty addicting

not everything is a home run, but there's a whole lot of funny there!

[A HERETIC I AM]

30. Holy shit! That IS funny! "Fine. That will have to do"

:spray:

The cat didn't get lost. It ran away to seek its fortune on Broadway!

[asdjrocky]

34. Cat in a hat. Classic. nt

[CoffeeCat]

102. OMG, this made me laugh so hard...

I was literally crying and I couldn't breath.

I haven't laughed that much, at written word, since the book, "Letters From a Nut."

This person really needs to have this stuff made into a book.

It's that good.

[sasquuatch55]

119. me too....so hilarious!!!!

nt

[kentuck]

24. That is hilarious!

:rofl:

[CBGLuthier]

26. Foggot, Didn't they do Slow Ride?

Just kidding, Foghat fans, so you two be quiet now.

[arbusto_baboso]

33. Damn, you beat me to it!

I was gonna make a Foghat reference, too.

We need to get lives.

[slampoet]

27. Is that a Scotsman who WON'T wear a kilt?

[sharp_stick]

29. Damn you asdjrocky Damn you

Now I'm going to have to spend a lot of time going through the articles this guy has up.

This is some of the funniest stuff I've read in a long time.

[asdjrocky]

31. Oh my God!

I'm halfway through Missing Missy, and I'm falling out of my chair.

[Call Me Wesley]

32. David Thorne, great stuff as always.

:thumbsup: First time I've heard of him was because of this classic: http://www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html

[asdjrocky]

35. You emailed me the picture.

Do you want me to email it back.

Yes please.

I just found this guy today, I feel I've been missing out.

[Call Me Wesley]

36. Check out 'Missing Missy.'

It's a hoot, especially if you're in designing ... :)

[asdjrocky]

37. No kidding, or content.

Just finished that one.

[classof56]

38. Just read the rest. Fun indeed!

Thanks for the much-needed chuckles. It was instructive, too. Till now I hadn't realized West Virginia was a country. Like the old saying goes, learn something new every day!

[Dark]

40. "N[]GGERS" "I'd like to solve the puzzle"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RL27Nk_dKIA

nsfw south park.

[Arkana]

42. YEW LIKE MAKIN FUN A' MINORITIES, N*GGERGUY??!!!?!

[Arkana]

41. I've heard of those--I think they're a British cigarette brand.

[Dead_Parrot]

43. That is fucking epic

I have access to your Facebook page due to the friend request you accepted from the Oscar Wilde profile I constructed

Brilliant.

[harris8]

44. Thank you so much - truly hilarious!!!

I really REALLY needed a laugh today, and every one of these articles has me laughing out loud. Got to save some for later!

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

45. This is just a typo....

He meant to say, "It's obvious you're a member of Foghat."

[Recursion]

46. *snarf*

"Did she eat them?"

He owes me a keyboard.

[vanbean]

47. A foggot is a latent homosexual moran. Get a brain!

[asdjrocky]

54. Classic. nt

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

48. OMFG! This is the"bestest" thing ever. nt

[Initech]

49. Thanks I needed that laugh.

[Lochloosa]

50. You HAVE to read David's emails concerning his overdue electric bill and a spider drawing

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=665847

[LibertyLover]

74. Is he the person who did that?

That series of e-mails was f'ing brilliant!! Now I know why this "foggot" series was so good. David is hilarious.

[Lochloosa]

84. Yes that was him. He was broke at the time. They should have taken the spider.

I would think it would be worth the 250 bucks.

[Iggo]

92. That was him?

Poor redneck never had a chance.

[mysticalchick]

51. A thing of beauty ...

.... damn, I aspire to fuck with "morans" like that. That was gold, Jerry, gold!! :)

[gaiangreentree]

52. ROFLOL!!!!!!

oh wow!

[JackDragna]

53. I'm surrounded by foggots!

Yesterday, I foggot to mail the electric bill. Today, I foggot to return my DVD's to Netflix. I foggot things all the time.

[Raster]

55. foggot about it!

[lonestarnot]

56. Must be a Brewer relative.

:D

[depakid]

57. That can't be real- can it?

:rofl:

[jobycom]

59. I have no idea. It's the same guy who did the seven-legged spider emails.

He's hilarious. Read some of the other exchanges on his site.

[liberalla]

58. Oh that was fun! This guy is hilarious.

I love this type of humor and I sure needed a chuckle.
Thanks!

[jobycom]

60. The Subject lines are hilarious, too. Tarded, and Dneck.

:rofl:

[Cal Carpenter]

97. Fucking genius

:thumbsup:

[BrklynLiberal]

61. That is ALMOST too funny to be real.

I was laughing out loud!!!

[jobycom]

103. I don't think they're real.

He's a comedian and a writer and a web designer, and I think he writes these things himself. have you read the one about the missing cat, or the pie charts? The responder almost sounds believable, but just sounds too clueless. Then again, the Jerky Boys did it with telephones, so maybe. I've looked, but I don't see where he's ever answered the question of whether they are real or not.

[BrklynLiberal]

105. Guess he could be doing both sides...but the humor is still there...

[Sedona]

62. I think I'm in love!

but I'm probably old enough to be George Lewis' mother

[wizstars]

63. I think he "foggot" to use spell-check

Or maybe he doesn't know what it is....

[Tuesday Afternoon]

64. oh lord!! bwahahahahahaha

:rofl:

[deacon]

67. I foggot about what I was going to post here :/ n/t

[xultar]

68. OMG. This shit is fucking golden

[Dr.Phool]

69. That made my day!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[peekaloo]

70. He foggot to use the spell/grammar check feature.

:dunce:

:rofl:

[xchrom]

71. brilliant. nt

[Tarc]

72. "Did she eat them?"

I LOL'ed.

[Blue_Tires]

73. we need to nominate that guy as the supreme ruler of the innernettes

[Jokerman]

75. "Dont bothering emailing me again becasue I wont read it."

"Yes you will."

"No I fucking wont fag"


That is very funny.

Thanks for the link!

[progressoid]

76. Perfect ending.

[AlbertCat]

116. "No I fucking wont fag"

Yes! A brilliant ending to a very funny exchange.

[Drale]

77. Awsome

just awsome lol

[HillWilliam]

78. She got that tattoo because her family is dead

"Did she eat them?"

:rofl:

[jbeing]

79. K&R Spit Take

I've just spent 10 minutes cleaning off my screen.

Coffee flew forward (and traveled through sinuses I didn't know I had) onto my large screen iMac.

But thank you so much for this. The screen and my psyche both needed some cleansing.

Jbeing

[Historic NY]

80. ROTFLMAO...its like Brooklynese in WV.

[XOKCowboy]

82. Priceless! I like the last two emails.....

"Don't send any more emails because I won't read them."
Next email - "Yes you will"
Reply - No I won't..."

:rofl:

[Nightjock]

83. HOLY CRAP!

That is by far some of the biggest belly laughs I have had in a while. Thank you sooooo much for sharing!

[cartach]

86. I have read your website and

five minutes later I foggot what it was all about.

[OrangeGrapes]

87. Perfect!

Just... Perfect!

[whopis01]

89. lol. This thread is goy. n/t

[Urban Prairie]

93. David Thorne's blog: "Too Cool For School" post

"Statements my offspring has made that make me wonder if there was a mixup in the hospital"

The supermarket

"If they made the aisles wider we could drive our car in and grab things through the window and pay on the way out like at McDonalds."

Hygiene

"You should never wash your hands because then you will have more germs than everything else and other germs will just think "what's the point."

:rofl:

[newtothegame]

94. "takes a beating like none I've seen before"

Little bit of an overstatement. I've never "taken a beating" from an email, no matter how harsh the rhetoric. Doubt the idiot even read the response actually.

[BlueJazz]

95. "Did she eat them" Damn...That was funny!!

:rofl: :rofl:

[barbtries]

96. that was funny

[Amaril]

98. All funny, but the BEST part........

From: George
To: David

Ive deleted you from my facebook and reported you. i hope you die of aids fag. Dont bothering emailing me again becasue I wont read it.

------------------------

From: David
To: George

Yes you will.

------------------------

From: George
To: David

No I fucking wont fag



:rofl:

Classic! I don't know who this David is, but I like him!

[sammyscout]

99. very nice

I will read it again, it was that good.

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

100. Thanks for this ....

What a great read. Thanks again, I laughed so hard I quite literally fell out of my desk chair.

[indimuse]

104. Thanks for the laugh!

I needed it.. ;)

knr.

[shanti2]

107. Absolutely wonderful replies to this fool.

Best thing I have read online in  a while...

[SteppingRazor]

108. psst ... It's a comedy site. There are a bunch of other similar e-mail back and forths on the site.

They're funny, but they're not real.

[asdjrocky]

109. Next you're going to tell us Santa is not real, or Jesus.

I've seen pictures, you know.

[Vickers]

110. Wait......what are you trying to say?

:cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:

I love that the guy was reeled in by the Oscar Wilde profile!!!

[SteppingRazor]

111. Hopefully, they're not the ones Santa and Jesus took together ...

when they were young and needed the money.

[asdjrocky]

113. It's blurry and grainy,

But you can totally tell it's them, from the white beard and the holes in the hands.

[SteppingRazor]

115. What they did with those holes shocks me to this very day. n/t

[unapatriciated]

114. thanks rocky- this was the best laugh I'v had all week.

[road2000]

118. Go easy on the poster, y'all.

He suffers from dyslexia and was trying to give a weather report: got fog.