"There's no better way to commemorate 9/11 than to spend 200 bucks at our Alaskan King Crab Party!"

[pepperbear]

Wow, ticket prices between $65-$200 (for a meet-n-greet with Beck!), but no Celine Dion or Paul McCartney? Nah, I think we'll stay home, light a candle, and move forward rather than watch those phonies laugh all the way to the bank and gather ye "patriots who'll never forget!"

[Taverner]

1. This is my only glimmer of hope

And that is that the Becks and Palins will be seen as the grifters they are

[Xipe Totec]

2. Visit Sarah and get crabs n/t

[anarch]

3. so, 9/11 is now a holiday among neocons, where people give money to people who already have a bunch

of money? Makes a weird kind of sense, I guess.