Darn! I wanted to organize a burning of the Sibylline Books...

[LuckyTheDog]

...but it turns out they were destroyed in 83 BC.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sibylline_Books

And guess what... Phlegon of Tralles' "Book of Marvels" is mysteriously out of stock at Amazon.com!

http://www.amazon.com/Phlegon-Tralles-Marvels-University-Exeter/dp/0859894258

How will I express my irrational hatred of long-dead pagan religions under these circumstances? Sheeesh!

[GoneOffShore]

1. I may burn "The Secret" on 9/11

Just because I need to light the grill.

[arbusto_baboso]

8. But if you've read it, you'll know you just need to "attract" the fire.

You don't need fuel or kindling, if you have "The Secret".

For anyone who is stupid enough to need it: :sarcasm:

[Ken Burch]

2. It's tough with the REALLY old ones....

How do you light stone tablets?

[Ken Burch]

3. If you want to protest Scientology....just melt as many dvd's of "Battlefield Earth!' as you can.

(...Secretly, John Travolta will thank you...)

And you can stick it to the Unification Church by shredding as many VHS copies of "Inchon" as possible. I'm sure the Laurence Olivier estate would be grateful to you for your efforts.

[jobycom]

4. You could spraypaint Kilroy on Stonehenge.

That's a bold statement.

[ensho]

7. lol

nt

[AsahinaKimi]

5. Can we

Burn the Ancient Library of Alexandria???...oh wait. That was already done already, never mind.

[LuckyTheDog]

6. See what I mean?

It's infuriating.