As Maxwell Smart used to say, "Would you believe..."

[n2doc]

Did dead MI6 spy zip HIMSELF into sports bag in bizarre sex game that went terribly wrong?
By SIMON WALTERS and GLEN OWEN

Police believe the MI6 spy found dead in a sports bag in a bath inside his flat may have died after a bizarre sex game went wrong, according to well-placed sources.
The Mail on Sunday has learned that a woman police officer climbed into the holdall in which codebreaker Gareth Williams’ naked body was found, re-enacting the events which it is thought could have led to his death.
She managed to zip up the bag and padlock it from the inside, leading investigators to conclude that Mr Williams may have done the same for sexual kicks and suffocated when he could not reopen it.
The theory was bolstered by the fact that a key to the padlock was found alongside his body inside the £150 bag.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1311214/Detectives-believe-GCHQ-spys-death-sex-game-went-wrong.html

If you remember the "get Smart" series, the answer was always, No!

[Fumesucker]

1. What does zipping yourself into a sports bag have to do with sex?

Even bizarre sex?

Two wetsuits and a buttplug I can understand, it grosses me out but I can at least see how someone could get a charge out of it..

Zipping yourself into a sports bag.. Uhhh.. No..

[peekaloo]

2. Well

I could see wanting to unzip a stiff one but NOT like this.

*I'll go now*

[slackmaster]

3. That's the second most bizarre spy-sex-death story I've ever read

[louis-t]

4. I loved the "second biggest" gag.

"That's the second biggest arrow I've ever seen." Arrow the size of a 4-story building. :rofl:

[slackmaster]

5. That one is my very favorite "second biggest" of all

The best part of that gag is that NOBODY ever asks Max what the biggest whatever was.

[louis-t]

7. The genius of Mel Brooks.

[Swede]

6. Ah,it's the old climb into a suitcase, zip and lock it, sex trick.

Good thinking, Max.

[MilesColtrane]

8. He should have known the Gym Bag of Silence never works properly.

[n2doc]

9. kick n/t