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whyverne Donating Member (734 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-12-10 09:02 AM
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Am I secretly Muslim?
After all :

  • I don't go to mosques, but I've been seen in Christian churches.
  • I've been known to drink beer and eat ham.
  • I don't pray 5 times a day on my prayer rug.
  • I don't hang around with other Muslims.
  • I seldom say "Assalaam 'Alaikum".

I have all the symptoms! I'm quite worried about this as you should be. Because you too might be secretly Muslim!
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