What would you do if you could see the world through the eyes of a birther?

[ck4829]

You don't have to agree with them, but take the mind of someone who thinks...
They put Obama's birth announcements in newspapers after he was born because they must have known that he was going to run for President
Obama stole 16 social security numbers from people who are still alive and nobody has caught on yet
Obama evaded his opponents, the government, and over 50 million people; but he wasn't smart enough to prevent the freepers from finding out the TRUTH!!
And apply it to other situations.

What would you do?

I think I'd turn on Fox News.
"Take that scrolling text at the bottom, take every other word, put it all in a pot, if I pull out the right words then I can get 'We fund the Ground Zero Mosque'. Gasp!"

Simpsons.
"They're in church and they're all yellow! Yellow liberation theology! And where is Homer's birth certificate anyway? (Dialing phone) Hello, Arizona?"

[proud2BlibKansan]

1. I'd ask for a lobotomy

[Chulanowa]

2. Stab myself in the eyes to make it stop

Rather be blind and bleeding.

[LaurenG]

3. youth in asia

[mike r]

4. It's hopeless. Complete waste of time:

[mitchum]

5. Have sex with my sister

[stray cat]

6. You can if you listen to someone but not if you are just trying to prove them wrong

listening takes work

[customerserviceguy]

7. Hey, if Arnold Schwarzengger could do it in those movies

Then it's not impossible, now is it?

[DJ13]

8. Aaaaahhhh!

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