If a Republican asks me if I'm gonna vote...?

[kentuck]

I just say "No, they're all the same".




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Then I'll be first in line on election day. :-)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. Good move!

I LIKE how you think!

[gateley]

2. I like that! nt

[nadinbrzezinski]

3. Wen to the mall the other day

republican was there registering ONLY republicans.... yes had the sign, "REPUBLICANS REGISTER HERE." Never mind that could be borderline... the guy looked at me approaching... I LOOK like a WASP. Well except that I don't wear the latest fashions. Anyhow he looks at me and goes... "ARE YOU REGISTERED?'

A second lady stopped, don't know why. SO I met his gaze, "Ya me registre senor."

His jaw dropped... I mean I thought it was going all the way to the floor. The watching lady started to laugh, and I turned. "He assumed ah?"

"Yep, he did. I take it you are already registered?"

"Of course, never miss an election, to their chagrin."

This guy was going beet red, neck veins bulging... "YOU ARE NOT HERE LEGALLY!"

"You willing to tell that to the judge, you do know the definition of slander?" He dropped it, packed up and left.

That was not my intent...

Oh well.

[Swamp Rat]

5. ¡Órale!

Muy muy bien. :D I am going to try your idea! :evilgrin:

[nadinbrzezinski]

6. I have an accent in English

:hi:

But look VERY REPUBLICAN... if you just assume by looks.

[Swamp Rat]

4. Or "vote for Ron Paul!" if he runs as an Indie

Divide and conquer. :D