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ck4829 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-13-10 10:03 AM
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Extraterrestrials land on Earth, ask for information
"Welllll, let's see here. We've got enough resources to feed the hungry and give jobs to people who don't have jobs. But, we have a better idea! Let's give it all to corporate leaders and people who were born wealthy, even though they keep messing up, they WILL give us jobs and prosperity. Fox News says so. It will happen. Eventually. But with the rest of the money we've got, we're using that not to feed the hungry, but to build and maintain an arsenal of weapons of mass destruction that can destroy the surface of the only planet we live on several times over. Did I also mention we have a space program?"

With that, the aliens become silent and just leave.

A week later, this team had apparently got a massive alliance of aliens to build a giant force field around our solar system.
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hlthe2b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-13-10 10:04 AM
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1. and finding no evidence of INTELLIGENT life..... traveled on.
sigh....
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Me. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-13-10 10:35 AM
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2. Their Version Of Gitmo?
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