How many people has Biden shot in the face since he was elected VP?

[AngryAmish]

Anybody know?

[Orrex]

1. There was that one in Reno. And you know why he did it?

[Evasporque]

4. just to watch him die?....nt

[valerief]

2. He's more a foot shooter. Usually his own. nt

[onehandle]

3. He's been too busy working the strings to 'The President.'

...wait, that was the face shooting VP too.

[WhiteTara]

5. verbally?

He's a pretty good shot!

[Obamanaut]

6. It took the other VP several years to get around to it, so there's still time. nt

[AngryAmish]

7. i''m just afraid that this is another statistic where the US is lagging behind

On January 20, 2009 I really thought Joe could shoot one or two guys in the face a month. Minimum.

[Recursion]

8. Well, this is Biden we're talking about

I'd be surprised if it was more than 6.

[flvegan]

9. Are you saying Obama should have run with Amy Fisher?

[AngryAmish]

10. That would be a great coffee table book: Great Face Shooters 1985-2010

Who else could go in there?

[flvegan]

13. Well...

that depends if we're going to include porn stars.

You know, I *almost* didn't type that.

[AngryAmish]

14. That is terrible, just plain terrible

I am sure you are ashamed of yourself.

[flvegan]

15. Quite.

My shame runneth over.

[lonestarnot]

11. K & R

[TheMuse]

12. There is a few I can think of that deserve it

But he is probably a terrible shot anyway.

GO BEARS!

[Bitwit1234]

16. I wanta know how many no bid contracts for billions of dollars

he has given to the companies he has massive amount of stock in. How many undercover CIA agents has he outed and thrown to the wolves for spite. And how about all those secret meetings with oil companies to help them set sky high prices for gasoline. Or the hunting trips he took with a supreme court judge that HE PERSONALLY paid for trying to get favorable votes for his lawsuits. Boy--- Biden is slipping he has done any of those scurrilous things. He has a long way to go.

[Orrex]

17. Why the hell are you bashing the Democratic VP?

Oh, wait--I see what you did there. :evilgrin:

[edbermac]

18. Has he gone hunting with Palin yet?

"Sarah, I'm sorry! I thought you were a moose!"

[phleshdef]

19. Not nearly enough.

[11 Bravo]

20. None, (but thousands of freepers have given their Palin posters a pearl necklace).