O'Donnell preaches abstinence only: so at 41 yrs. old / unmarried

[hlthe2b]

does this mean she is a 41 year old virgin? Just asking....

I'm guessing she watches a lot of very G-rated movies?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. And she never, ever flies solo.

[COLGATE4]

95. Virginity is its own punishment. n/t

[Cleita]

2. I'll bet she hasn't come out of the closet.

She can't follow her heart but really isn't attracted to men. You know what I mean?

[McCamy Taylor]

39. Agree

[krabigirl]

45. i agree

[Spider Jerusalem]

53. Not necessarily; she may be asexual.

Some people are. (And statistically, more women than men.)

[Cleita]

54. I'd say, statistically, more women admit asexuality than men.

Also, asexuality often turns out to be the fact that individuals haven't figured out their gender identification yet. Considering that this woman seems to be steeped in a toxic Christianity sect that denies normal sexual feelings, I think she seems to be dwelling on this more than the rest of us.

[SoCalDem]

61. She probably thinks it's "dirty"..and that men only want "it" from her

because she's so damned Cute:rofl:...

[closeupready]

71. Probably 1/10th of 1 percent of people are 'asexual'.

n/t

[MrScorpio]

86. I didn't even think thar it was that high nt

[Javaman]

75. maybe, but I think there is more at work here...

the "baby talk" at her acceptance speech made me pause and think that his woman was a fucking nut.

And usually anyone that is a fucking nut doesn't get many dates.

[Hepburn]

89. Yep, the "little girl" routine...

...wow, I thought she was nuts.

[bobbolink]

103. I'm thinking that if she was a fucking nut, she'd have LOTS of dates.

:rofl:

[Sanity Claws]

3. that truly is so sad

She has missed a lot of what life has to offer.

[blogslut]

4. Dammit!

I was totally going to blog about that very question. Sigh. :(

[hlthe2b]

21. Great minds...

(dirty minds?)think alike. :rofl:

I had to google to make sure she wasn't married, since I thought the jokes would just write themselves, given her anti-masturbation stance. Whew boy, talk about lifelong repression... Yeah, I want HER making life and death decisions for me. :eyes:

[stray cat]

5. She has missed out on all those wonderful sexually transmitted diseases!

like trichomonas vaginalis and HIV and Herpes!

[hlthe2b]

6. really? THAT is your take on this?

Another advocate for life-long virginity? AND TOTAL sexual repression?

[uncommon]

91. Who cares if she wants to be a virgin forever?

I certainly don't.

[hlthe2b]

99. ?

that is not the point. None of us cares about her sex life or lack thereof. But do you (as the poster to whom I replied) admonish women who are not abstinent and glorify those who are virgins into their 40s for their avoidance of STDs? The OP seems a throwback to the "Talibornagain" wing of the far right.

[Beetwasher]

7. Anyone Who Would Deny Their Sexuality For That Long Is Very Seriously Fucked Up And Repressed

And there's really no way around that.

[Tsiyu]

34. Brainwashed or mentally ill

One or the other.

Hey, I don't care if orgasms seem evil to this poor messed-up woman. She's deranged on that score but it's her right to be so.

When she starts telling others to live her repressed, sad life, we have a problem.

She needs years of counseling, not a political career...what a mess.

[Hepburn]

90. I vote for both of those. n/t

[devilgrrl]

11. Here to throw another turd in the punch bowl I see.

:eyes:

[Moses2SandyKoufax]

42. +1 On a day we loose a valued member of the community

this conservative ass munch still remains.

[hfojvt]

51. Who did we lose?

[Moses2SandyKoufax]

56. Seem PM. n/t

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

70. I can haz PM too?

[kestrel91316]

17. Funny, I've had one hell of a lot of sex in my 53 years of single life

and never caught any of those diseases.

Go parrot RW talking points elsewhere. You just outed yourself.

[blm]

74. that was done long ago, kest.....

just taking a while for more to notice

[notadmblnd]

37. You don't get those diseases from masturbating

that is all.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

52. Your enthusiastic defense of the Republican candidate's extremism is noted. -nt

[EOTE]

65. Stay chaste, it'll be worth it.

On your death bed, you can say you were doing the lord's bidding. You'll not have known the greatest pleasure that life has to offer, but at least your balls wouldn't have itched really bad at one point or another. Then of course, there's always having safe sex with a partner you know well, but we all know that's not feasible this day and age.

[blondeatlast]

66. That is easily one of the most bizarre posts I've ever seen here.

Congratulations.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

77. Some things are worse than STDs.

Being a 41 year old virgin, for example.

[TonyMontana]

87. LOL

Ever hear of condoms?

[Liberal_Stalwart71]

107. I had a friend who is now in her 50's. She was a pious, practicing Catholic.

Unmarried. A virgin. When she was in her early 40's, she met a man with whom she fell in love with.

That man who professed his undying love for her. Who wanted to marry her. He also was a committed Catholic. A virgin, according to him. They married. Had sex.

Two months later, she finds out that she has herpes!! Not only did he lie to her about being a virgin, because she is a strict Catholic, there was no divorce. The two of them are now living a lie. Both of them with herpes. She gave up her dream of ever having children.

Just because someone waits to have sex doesn't guarantee that all of lifes problems will be solved.

I've too known women who were quite free with their sexuality and are now happily married. Whether they remained a virgin or not didn't dictate that happiness.

I think these people have a very warped view of human sexuality. They are much more concerned about controlling people's sex lives than they are about "moral principles." It's very unhealthy and very dangerous because what we do know is that kids are engaging in very risky sexual behavior, believing that as long as it's not sexual intercourse, they are safe and STILL virgins.

I was 30 when I lost my virginity, and let me tell you, waiting didn't make me any happier or satisfied. It made no difference in my life.

Bottom line: I wish people would let people be who they are. Stop meddling into their personal lives. Allow them to make decisions for themselves by themselves. I'm not talking about kids who aren't mature enough to make those decisions. I'm referring to situations where you have mature individuals, adults!

[AnnieBW]

8. This woman is so far in the closet, she's having adventures in Narnia.

Seriously.

Is her campaign song going to be "She-Bop"? Or "I Touch Myself"?

[NMMNG]

10. ROFL!

:spray:

[underpants]

13. I have to remember that one

closet Narnia

classic

[Fumesucker]

20. Where would you like your intertubes delivered?

You definitely won them today with that comment..

[devilgrrl]

24. If you came up with that on your own. You are a comic genius!

:evilgrin:

[AnnieBW]

26. Sorry, not mine

I've heard it here on DU, or possibly DKos. Not in reference O'Donnell, but to other suspected gay Republicans.

[m00nbeam]

48. You owe me a monitor cleaning

:rofl:

[deacon]

59. LOL!

[blondeatlast]

67. "closet Narnia." Superb!

:rofl:

[NMMNG]

9. Most of those "abstinence only" idiots

are people nobody would ever want to f*** in the first place.

[Skittles]

15. JAYSUS NMMNG

you speak the truth but.........aw fuck, you speak the truth

[Kalyke]

31. Fucking might muss her hair or makeup...

which makes me wonder... why does she do her hair and put on makeup if she wasn't trying to attract someone???? I'm confused.

[Ignis]

81. Reminds me of this Bill Hicks quote:

You ever look at their faces? "We're pro-life." Don't they look it? Don't they just exude joie de vivre?

[Binka]

82. I Miss Bill Hicks So Fucking Much

He would be ripping these Tea-Baggers to shreds. Good Gawd Damn Bill please come back.

[Ignis]

101. Yeah, talk about fish in a barrel.

[TK421]

12. I'll bet "Dumbo" was her favorite, and "Pinocchio" gave her the sweats n/t

[hlthe2b]

14. Her victory now (and any in the future) will always be anti-climactic

;)

[Skittles]

16. premature

:rofl:

[flamingdem]

18. I'd say she's a little PENT UP at this point!

If ya know what I mean.

[jillan]

29. That's what I was thinking - jeez - we are sexual beings.

Repression = frustration.

[Hawaii Hiker]

19. The Virgin Mary won the DE. primary tonight

[CaliforniaPeggy]

36. Hey, even the Virgin Mary had a child, for crissakes!

:P

[Binka]

88. She Did It W/O The "Oh My God"!

On second thought maybe she did. :evilgrin:

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

22. Something's wrong

Most of those types get married ASAP and pop out ten rugrats to prove their family values.

[Hawaii Hiker]

23. Many fundie types are social misfits

My cousin, whom i hate (for several reasons), is a right wing fundie who met his wife thru a preist who introduced them...

[JI7]

25. probably one of those "born again virgins"

[name not needed]

44. "It's not a sin if it's anal!"

[AnnieBW]

27. If any woman ever needed a vibrator, it's O'Donnell

Maybe we should take up a collection and buy her one?

[chrisa]

64. .

:spray:

[EC]

28. From some of the stuff I've read about her

she is the type that will move in with a guy for a place to live and money...the home that was foreclosed was her fiancee's - around here that is the typical bar pick up girl...

[blondeatlast]

68. Very well could be. Her personal finances are rumored to be a wreck. nt

[closeupready]

92. 'typical bar pick up girl' - that makes a run for Congress fitting in her case.

:rofl:

[Hepburn]

94. I wonder how soon the first guy is gonna come out and say...

...he picked her up in a bar along with 10 other guys and they had a "wonderful" evening. Ummmmm....

[Cleita]

105. If she does get elected maybe she can do

the pub crawl every evening with Boehner.

[Liberal_Stalwart71]

30. It's such bullshit. It really is. Is she a virgin? I don't know. But to imply that she's asexual?

That wouldn't be humanly possible.

[Kalyke]

33. Sure it is!

[Liberal_Stalwart71]

35. LOL!! Love it!! n/t

[JI7]

43. There is some stuff about how she is in the Closet, maybe she thinks as long as she hasn't had sex

intercourse with a man, she is a virgin ? no matter what else she may ahve done with another female .

[Liberal_Stalwart71]

79. Really!?!?!? WOW!! n/t

[rebecca_herman]

55. Why not?

There are people that are genuinely asexual... and I'm starting to believe I'm one of those.
If it does turn out to be the case, I'd hate to be told by people that I'm repressed, or lying to myself, or whatever. Some people for whatever reason don't have a sex drive and aren't bothered by the lack of it. I'm younger than her, but I'm truly not bothered at all that I've yet to have sex, and given that I'm almost 26, I just don't see that changing. I'm attracted to men from time to time but that doesn't follow up with wanting to have sex with them... so I just feel I probably lack a sex drive. The only thing I feel I'm missing out on is children and I can always use donor sperm or adopt.

[Liberal_Stalwart71]

80. I used to be that way, and it's understandable in some respects. But she wants

to repress ALL expressions of sexuality, and that's odd to me.

In other words, I wonder if all of her supporters also agree with her and practice what she is preaching. I find it hard to beleive that they do.

[hlthe2b]

85. Of course there are people who are asexual or go through

abstinent phases in their lives where they are essentially asexual. But I really don't think it common to try to force others to be so. That to me is the point. Otherwise it is none of our business.

[rebecca_herman]

106. Well...

I know when I was a young teenager, before I grew up quite a bit, I often thought "why can't people just abstain if they are unhappy about the consequences?" because it was so freaking easy for me!! Of course I pretty soon realized it wasn't like that for most people. Perhaps because of her (in my opinion) very weird religious beliefs she lacks the ability/maturity/critical thinking to move past that viewpoint? (assuming, of course, she has a genuine lack of interest in sex)

[cbdo2007]

32. Someone should ask her. I'm serious.

If you make abstinence an issue then it is people's right to ask if you practice what you preach. Once it comes out that all of these "abstinence only" people have had sex it will blow the wind out of those sails pretty quickly.

Seriously, somebody ask her.

[donheld]

38. That's why she's a frustrated old cow.

Sorry if I offended cows with that statement.

[McCamy Taylor]

40. Someone is soooo gonna come up with a pic of her undressed---or sell their story to a tabloid

about their wild sex with Ms. Virgin Mary.

Only a fool runs as a virgin.

[kimi]

41. Oh my goodness

No sex life, at 41??

Ah, I feel sad for her. Does she know what she's missing?

Eh, never mind.

[shimmergal]

47. She knows Nothing!

Her tag line about "can't masturbate without lust" shows there's so much she doesn't understand about female sexuality, she's not qualified to give anybody advice. (Not that there's anything wrong with delicious lust, either, but that's another story.) Why the *&%# do such inexperienced, uninformed people think they have the right to tell others how to conduct their lives?

I second the suggestion to send her a good vibrator. Hopefully she'll turn to it to deal with her frustration after she bombs out at the polls in November.

[Fuzz]

46. I have a male cousin like that, he's 49.

Sad really. Yes, he's a fundie. His closest friend right now is another fundie who is extremely effeminate. I think they are both repressing something. I've talked with him about this for over 20 years now, but he denies it completely, even though many of the men he has become close friends with, at least those who weren't from the church, have eventually come out of closet. Now though, he doesn't have any friends that aren't from the church.

[LynneSin]

49. Just pay no mind that she was living with a man for awhile.....

http://www.knowchristineodonnell.com/nj_032010.html

On Jan. 12, 2010, O'Donnell changed her Delaware address in the voter registration, according to Elections Commissioner Elaine Manlove.

She shares her new residence, a three-bedroom, two-bath town home in Greenville Place, with David Hust, a campaign staffer who is originally from Houston, Texas. Hust promotes himself on his Web site as a Christian rock music singer.

Greenville Place lists the prices of a town house rental between $1,645 and $2,020 a month, depending on the number of bedrooms and square feet.

O'Donnell said she pays half of her rent with campaign donations because she also uses the town home as her Senate campaign headquarters.

[divineorder]

60. She Lives With A Christian Rock Singer

And not even lying about being engaged or something? From where I come from, that's called "living together" and someone who is trying to make money off the Christian circuit would be frowned upon if they did that. So how come no wedding ring, or an apartment with a female roommate, or one of her own? Then she wouldn't look like a hypocrite. And btw, shouldn't someone running for Senate at least have gotten to living on her own first before running for Senate?

[Madam Mossfern]

108. Didn't Charlie Rangel

get into hot water about similar to that?
Does that mean I could have used campaign money toward a mortgage payment because I ran my campaign from my house? Damn!

[hfojvt]

50. Why not?

I'm 48, and I am sure that is not a world record.

[old mark]

57. 41 year old virgin who never masturbrates?

I guess she's ready by now...someone send that woman a vibrator, please...


mark

[deacon]

58. Well, I guess with her anti wack off policy - the tea party can't get too excited about last nights

win.

[lunatica]

62. I don't care about her sex life. I only wish she'd stop caring about mine. n/t

[MilesColtrane]

63. She doesn't masturbate, but she is partial to the spin cycle.

[agentS]

69. It could just be a hormone imbalance

OK, enough being nice.

If she ain't lying, then it is probably because of all the stupid shit she says. The masturbation thing is exhibit A in a large incriminating pile of crap. I don't want to dive any further into her life than her public sayings during the campaign. As they say "Judge not least ye be judged". However, when there's a smoking gun with fingerprint, tire marks matching the car, and a confessional note on the floor, then what can you do but not convict?

[Orsino]

72. So how long before someone releases her sex tape?

Or claims to have had an affair with her?

[4_TN_TITANS]

73. I'm sorry but

this woman could and undoubtedly has had as many men, women or both, that she could want.

[IcyPeas]

83. reminds me of Marie Osmond.

[Javaman]

76. Maybe she's single because she's crazy?

that usually is big giant red flag from the top of the hill warning for any would be suiters.

[missheidi]

100. If any men watched the clip of the MTV interview with her

from the '90s, she's gonna stay single a wee bit longer.

[BrklynLiberal]

78. I think she is full of shit..

or was she the model for the church lady..?



Found this during my church lady search..TOO TOO FUNNY
http://animalnewyork.com/2009/09/and-the-winner-of-the-sarah-palin-lunch-auction-isthe-church-lady/

Meet Cathy Maples of Huntsville, Alabama, a God-fearing “real” American lady who claims to own a defense contracting company and bears a striking resemblance to Dana Carvey in drag. Last week Maples bid $63,500 to “win” the recent eBay auction for a lunch date with America’s sweetheart, Sarah Palin. This morning Maples paid a visit to the folksy vegetables over at Fox & Friends, where she said that she hopes Palin runs for president in 2012 because “we need somebody with ethics” in the White House.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

96. Oooh, she's got the alum douche look down pat.

:rofl:

Life imitates art!! Dana Carvey nailed it and then reality comes along....

[BrklynLiberal]

109. ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!! "alum douche"

[Hepburn]

84. Well, that could explain why her voice is so high pitched...

...:evilgrin:

[opihimoimoi]

93. Thank the Lord she did not spawn some clones...OMG...

Happy Days

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDRBLtgAK-U&NR=1

[B Calm]

97. Isn't she related to Newt Gingrich?

[Yavin4]

98. If She's A Virgin

Then I'm the King of Siam.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

102. Maybe she's awaiting a visitation from that hunky Holy Spirit.

[TexasObserver]

104. Soon to star in her own TV show. The Flying None.

Hell, she even looks like Sally Field.