According to Kinsey, 97% of men and 67% of women have masturbated in the past year

[scheming daemons]

Most of the other 3% and 33% respectively are lying.


Christine O'Donnell considers masturbation to be adultery.


I hope she gets all of the non-masturbators to vote for her.


All 17 of them.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Better stay the hell out of Delaware.

[LynneSin]

33. HEY I'm from Delaware and even I enjoy THAT from time to time

so THERE!

[Touchdown]

42. I agree. If I was stuck in Delaware, I'd have no interest in... that!

:evilgrin:

[flamingdem]

2. As Austin Powers says:

YEAH BAAABYY!!

[Cant trust em]

3. Raise your hand if you've done it.

The OTHER hand.

[USArmyParatrooper]

6. I'm typing one handed right now.

It's a skill I developed over time.

[cliffordu]

7. switch hands and gain a stroke.....

[donheld]

32. Are you kidding?

:hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi:

[carlyhippy]

4. aah, but is she master of her domain??

[The Straight Story]

5. When I do, I think about myself

damn - I am good :)

[Skittles]

9. SCHEDULING TSS FOR ASS KICKING

NOW I HAVE THAT F***ING SONG IN MY HEAD

[Renew Deal]

8. What percentage of those men are circumcised?

[Liberal_Stalwart71]

10. I'm a woman and I score 100%!!!!! n/t

[Radical Activist]

11. How old is that study?

I wonder if more gender parity has been achieved over the last few decades.

[scheming daemons]

13. Good point... lots of advancements in sexual toys

;-)

[shireen]

12. SINNERS! BURN IN HELL!

:P

[AwakeAtLast]

14. Hmmm, so she would have won "The Contest"

all I can say is, "I'm out, baby, I'm out!" :D


:rofl:

[flyarm]

15. Hand Check!!!!!!!!!!!..eom

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

17. I can't. I've gone blind.

:D

[flyarm]

19. seeing eye dog for you! lol!!

[Minnesota_Lib]

30. My parents warned me about that...so I told them I'll just do it until I need glasses

[flyarm]

16. dupe

[CTLawGuy]

18. I hope progressives realize

that their differences with Obama and the Democrats are petty and minor compared to their differences with Ms. "masturbation is bad"; and I hope they consider that this person could be in the US Senate.

[Withywindle]

20. At least it's sex with someone you love. n/t

[scheming daemons]

22. Not always true... some people hate themselves.... (does that make it sexual assault?)

[Withywindle]

24. Only if you didn't consent.

[Lilith Velkor]

26. Unless you like that sort of thing.

[liberal N proud]

21. All hands on the keyboard now

[chollybocker]

43. Ah.

Wuh?

[Historic NY]

23. Adultery? Oh cheating on Rosey Palm..

[BlueJazz]

25. I'm quite fond of "The funny Feeling"

:)

[mkultra]

27. Its true, i did it in the shower this morning.

:)

[TexasObserver]

28. Her campaign will not have a happy ending.

[Justitia]

39. For The Win

:rofl:

[Minnesota_Lib]

29. I feel a song coming on....take it away Monty! (Python's "Every Sperm is Sacred" )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kJHQpvgB8


Maybe she could make this her official campaign song....

[proteus_lives]

31. I'm reminded of a joke: 7 out 10 men admit to masturbating....

And 3 out of 10 men are fucking liars.

[Rex]

34. What is with the 30% gap in masterbation numbers?

I didn't know we had a gap!

[Codeine]

35. I'm shocked that many DON'T!

Who the hell doesn't masturbate?

[kimi]

36. You all are making me laugh too much

to do what I need to - uh, never mind. :D

[hfojvt]

37. that's kinda hard to believe

for one thing 2.6% of the male population is over age 80, and another 14% is under the age of 10.

Also, I would think that more people are having intercourse.

[sohndrsmith]

38. Oh good grief... you are SO right. Isn't the "data" irrelevant (or

at least not meaningful in any way, on any level) unless the question asked is somehow measured against something verifiable (like voting records/trends, etc.)...

I'm not really as grumpy as I sound - it's just so silly to me... Wonder why this odd woman O'Donnell (sp?) picks this particular deadly sin (lust?) over the other six. It's a physical process (not unlike a sneeze, now that I think about it) in response to signals from hormones, the brain, what have you... (not unlike eating because the body signals it's hungry... or drinking because the body signals it's need for hydration).

Why are we (well, some of us <g>,) so obsessed with imposing moral levels to so many things - seemingly for no other reason than to feel superior by demeaning or labeling those who disagree or practice outside our "code" of "goodness" as bad and _wrong_.

What makes it all the more obviously ridiculous is the glaringly high percentage of the "moral" elites (ha) who are found to practice nothing they so bullishly preach. What's up with that?

Okay, rant over.. : ). But then again - how sad is it to think that women may be, in these times, uncomfortable with honesty on this issue (which I agree is the reason for the discrepancy - even if it wasn't such a goofy study to begin with).

17? Hah! What a cynic you are.... hee. I'd say maybe 6. On a bad day... : )

[MajorChode]

40. 90% of statistics are bullshit

[smalll]

41. I resent Christine O'Donnell talking about masturbation --

1) she's a woman

2) she's so hot (sorry, but she is) --

unlike the rest of us unwashed masses who are not hot women, she can call for sex from others whenever she wants it. If I had her gender and her looks, I wouldn't ever need to go solo either!

:shrug:

[tomm2thumbs]

44. oh come all ye faithful - didn't she get the lyrics?

the rest of us got the memo