So Christine O'Donnell beat off her competition...

[MrScorpio]

I bet that he was a real wanker.

Don't you just love it when the electorate gets in touch with itself?

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

1. WIN!!!! I can't get enough of these. I'm getting all choked.... up. nt

[bushisanidiot]

2. Ooooooohh the campaign slogans write themselves, don't they?

HAHAHAHA!

[jtuck004]

3. Very good. Can't touch this.... n/t

[AnnieBW]

4. Her campaign song - "She Bop"

Or "I Touch Myself"

[Skittles]

5. hey MrS

what do you suppose that gal is like in bed? DO TELL.

[mitchum]

6. I think you have put your finger on it

[OffWithTheirHeads]

15. Not to put too fine a point on it but I think you ment "In it",

nt.for obvious reasons.

[hlthe2b]

7. I found it anti-climactic....

:evilgrin:

[autorank]

8. You've given new meaning to vibrato

[pipi_k]

9. Bah! It was all just a big come-on! n/t

[HughBeaumont]

10. You don't have to dig real deep for her values.

At least there won't be talk of stimulus.

[lonestarnot]

11. Spray

:spray: :rofl:

[still_one]

12. and the Democratic opponent better not take anything for granted like Mass. /nt

[dave29]

13. politics is a full contact spurt

:hide:

[Odin2005]

14. DUzy!

:rofl:

[flamingdem]

16. A climatic ending to a passionate campaign!

yeah baaabbbyy

[TK421]

17. It was just a stroke of.....luck

[gratuitous]

18. She is master of her domain

Now that she has taken her Castle.

[Codeine]

19. I knew she had a shot at winning. nt

[underpants]

20. She came out ahead in the polls

:rofl:

[L0oniX]

21. Putting her money (shot) where her mouth is.

:hide:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

22. But Sarah Palin also had a hand in it.

[Generic Brad]

23. You've really got to hand it to her

She's come a long way.

[theothersnippywshrub]

24. Christine O'Dildo is now the leader of the Republican party. n/t

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

25. Isn't it sad that Free Republic is all going to hell because of her?

They went blind long ago!

[AnnieBW]

26. Is her campaign manager named Harry Palmer?

:evilgrin:

[customerserviceguy]

27. You people are all evil

and I love you for it!

[jtuck004]

28. Thank you. In these times we can use all the positive strokes we can get. n/t

[customerserviceguy]

30. OK, you are especially evil!

And I hope you're satisfied! :)

[jtuck004]

31. Satisfaction...that leads me - NO. I have to develop some self control...

oh, wait - that's what we were discussing... :evilgrin:

[mindwalker_i]

29. Masturbation is mass murder

keep you hands to someone else :D

I always thought that would be a good reply to the anti-choice bumper stickers, but it'll work here too.

[dgauss]

32. Her supporters might be jerks, but they really got to hand it to themselves on this one...

while standing in a circle.

[usregimechange]

33. I need to breathe, this is too much!

:rofl: literally!

[SeattleGirl]

34. Beat off her competition.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[lovemydog]

35. the question becomes

Can her followers sustain a meaningful election?

Or will they suffer from premature celebration?

[malaise]

36. ReTHUGS are

stimulating themselves

[mistertrickster]

37. She took the matter in hand and didn't let go until the JOB was DONE!

All these bad double entendres . . . I feel like Austin Powers.