I don't trust anyone who hasn't had any "relief" in 41 years.

[Atman]

Just sayin'. There is something seriously not right here.

[xchrom]

1. relief of what? or from what? nt

[PBS Poll-435]

2. Release?

:yoiks:

[mike_c]

3. I think O'Donnell has just set herself up for the best year of her life....

Boinking Christine O'Donnell has got to be every political operative's top priority until November. That woman is going to have the time of her life for the next couple of months!

Why didn't I think of this back during the odd dry spells? :-(

[blondeatlast]

4. I don't trust someone who defaulted on a mortgage and student loans

and has used campaign funds for personal use.

the other stuff is just entertaining.

[eleny]

5. I don't believe her

[hlthe2b]

6. ding ding ding....

The simple answer is nearly always the "correct" answer and the simple answer is that she is LYING.

[CTyankee]

16. I think so too. But that's even worse. These people lie, know they're lying,

and it's all OK with them. I find that really creepy...

[eleny]

18. She appears to be quite taken with her own "cuteness"

[Blue Owl]

7. I see she has no problem fucking the state of Delaware

Hmm, maybe she's not so pure after all!

[bluestateguy]

8. By her own admission she had sex before she got into all of this activist stuff

One of these "born again virgins"

[OilemFirchen]

9. I was hashing this out last night.

The most likely explanations for her current "condition", from most to least likely (note: non-exclusive):

1) She masturbates. A lot.
2) She's had an abortion or four.
3) She's used birth control diligently. And been lucky.
4) She's had a miscarriage or four.
5) She's always been a lesbian.
6) She's an alien.
7) She's actually six years old.

And the only (non-exclusive) explanation that makes any rational sense whatsoever:

1) She's a liar.

[OilemFirchen]

11. Didn't see above.

So it's easily explained:

She's a hypocrite. And self-righteous. And hectoring. And, of course, still lying her ass off.

Gads, she's the penultimate Republican, neh?

[RaleighNCDUer]

12. Maybe,

but it wouldn't be hard to convince me of #6.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

10. Maybe teabaggers can do battle to stave off the pon farr.

[Vickers]

13. Seriously. I mean, I rubbed one out just reading your OP. n/t

[emulatorloo]

14. Well, she's lied about her education and other stuff. Maybe she's lying about this?

[Mojambo]

15. She's lying her ass off. n/t

[MineralMan]

17. I suspect there are many Catholic Nuns who meet that criteria.

Whatever you think of Catholicism, many of them are very dedicated to their vows of chastity. I think this is a stretch, and not relevant to the campaign. There's plenty to attack her with, without resorting to childish sexual issues like this.

[Atman]

22. Ah, there's one in every thread!

Thanks for not disappointing. :hi:

[stray cat]

19. like beastiality?

[golddigger]

20. Self delete link don't work.

[11 Bravo]

21. There was a time when 41 hours would have put me on tilt.