Video: Jesus Toaster – Blessed is Your Morning Bread

[Rhiannon12866]

The Jesus toaster is finally here! Christians everywhere can rejoice as they use their Jesus toaster to burn an impression of the Lord’s only son into their morning bread.

Newsoxy states that the Jesus toaster was invented by Burnt Impressions, LLC. The company will soon create Virgin Mary and the Star of David toasters. Jesus is just the first face to be placed inside a toaster.

Hackaday reports that the way to the Jesus toaster is able to toast Jesus’ face onto your morning bread is by having “a laser machined stainless steel Jesus block a pattern of radiation from browning the toast.” The end result is a Jesus’ head pattern, complete with long hair and beard.

http://business.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474978520917

Just heard this news item on MSNBC... Unbelievable! :crazy: :banghead:

[hlthe2b]

1. Assembly line miracles! n/t

[old mark]

2. I can't think of a response that is adequate for this-I am sure they will sell them by the

thousands...

I bet it looks just like Jesus, too!!!

mark

[Yeshuah Ben Joseph]

3. I might really consider suing these idiots for defamation

...if only I could find a lawyer in Heaven. :rofl:

[End Of The Road]

4. What I want to know is...

where is it made and does it work?

You know, all toaster guts are made in China. They may be assembled in the USA or Germany or whereever, but all the parts are coming out of China.

And they suck.

I'm hanging on to an old Rowenta (so old that it says "made in WEST Germany"). But it's starting to throw sparks, and I'm looking for a good replacement at a non-gourmet price.

If Jesus has allowed the company to use his likeness, he must be endorsing the product, right? How could it be bad?

[Rhiannon12866]

7. Here ya go! LOL.

They're open 24 hours! Order yours today! :crazy: :rofl:

p.s. Apparently, these are just toaster "inserts," that are used with your existing toaster. Didn't this guy's mother tell him to never stick anything into the toaster? :shrug:

The Holy Toaster Kit Infomercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KC-SdzjxzUE&NR=1

[Dennis Donovan]

20. Whomever invented this is clearly making fun of the freaky fundies...

...who see Jeebus in EVERYTHING from toast to telephone poles!:rofl:



:rofl:

[Rhiannon12866]

22. The guy in the infomercial mentions eBay...

Which is how this craziness got started... x(

The Holy Toaster Kit Infomercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KC-SdzjxzUE

[Dennis Donovan]

23. Yep - he's definitely making fun of the fundies!!

:D

[Rhiannon12866]

24. But anybody who actually wants this contraption is not going to get that...

And it's real. I saw this as a news item on MSNBC. :crazy:

[asdjrocky]

5. What cracks me up...

Is the same people that love this crap wan the ten commandments outside of every courthouse, library, police station and Piggly Wiggly.

[Rhiannon12866]

13. How did this guy get this gig, anyway?

How does he do this without cracking up? And didn't his mother tell him to never stick anything into the toaster? :shrug:

[Pathwalker]

6. So....they want you to EAT Jesus?

:wow: :wtf:

[COLGATE4]

8. It's called Transubstantiation. Check with your local Priest.

[Rhiannon12866]

10. True, but this bread hasn't been blessed...

It comes from your local grocery... :shrug: :eyes:

[Pathwalker]

12. I don't have a local priest, or even a long distance one.

Could you explain it to me?

[Rhiannon12866]

16. If the bread is blessed by the priest, it becomes the body of Christ.

Same with the wine, for use in Communion. But in this case, the bread comes from a major grocery chain... :shrug:

[Pathwalker]

19. So, you couldn't then put butter, cinnamon, or jelly on it?

Would that be sacrilegious? I'm sorry, but I just don't get the point of putting Jesus on your toast. Glad I prefer bagels, even more now.

[Rhiannon12866]

21. That was my first question... Wouldn't eating it be sacrilegious?

If you're the type to invest in this contraption, I wouldn't think you could manage to eat it... But this guy puts peanut butter on it! :shrug: :wow:

And you notice he mentions e-Bay... That's how this whole thing got started, auctioning off a peace of toast with the purported face of Jesus on it. x(

The Holy Toaster Kit Infomercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KC-SdzjxzUE

[Rhiannon12866]

9. That was my first thought. Wouldn't eating Jesus be sacrilegious?

:shrug:

[sinkingfeeling]

11. And here my mother always told me not to stick anything metal in a toaster for fear of

electrocution!

[Rhiannon12866]

14. That was my first thought!

My mother would have a major meltdown if she saw this! :scared: :wow:

[End Of The Road]

17. We can only hope... nt

[mike_c]

15. praise jeebus! pass the butter and some cheeses of nazareth, too!

:rofl:

[Rhiannon12866]

25. ...

:rofl:

[mrs_p]

18. these could be good gag gifts. nt

[nuxvomica]

26. Shouldn't this be in LBN?

:rofl:

[Rhiannon12866]

27. Don't you think this didn't cross my mind? LOL.

I just heard this on MSNBC, but the infomercial is a year old... :shrug: :hi:

[LibertyLover]

28. I want to know what happens when you blow

on the hot toast to cool it down. :evilgrin: