Hahahahaha! Vitter has taken the Tea Party's MORALITY PLEDGE!!

[Bluebear]

Sen. David Vitter (R-LA), along with a handful of other Louisiana politicians, has signed on to the North Central Louisiana TEA Party Patriots Candidate Pledge.

That includes a promise to "Conduct myself personally and professionally in a moral and socially appropriate manner."

We leave it to readers to draw their own conclusions. You can read the entire pledge below the fold.

I hereby pledge to:

Support and defend the U.S. Constitution as originally intended by the Founders and as explained in the "Federalist Papers."

Act in a fiscally responsible manner:
Decrease the size and scope of government on all levels--localstate, and federal; Decrease spending on all levels--local, state and federal; Work toward a balanced budget.

Support the free market by lower taxes and fees on businesses and individuals: support only those regulations that enhance competition.

Conduct myself personally and professionally in a moral and socially appropriate manner.

http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/09/vitter-pledge-to-tea-party-i-will-conduct-myselfin-a-morally-and-socially-appropriate-manner.php

[louis-t]

1. "I, David Vitter, promise I will refrain from

wearing diapers when I visit my favorite hookers."

[saigon68]

15. The Diaper Man

[cyr330]

2. So, does this mean. . .

that Mr. Vitter won't be having any more adventures in diapers with his hookers?

[Bozita]

8. Depends

[C_U_L8R]

16. He's just Pampering them

[louis-t]

17. Aw, you were lurking around just WAITING to use that one.

Weren't you? :+

[Swamp Rat]

3. HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

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[malaise]

7. ROFL

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[opihimoimoi]

19. Oh MY LORDY< Swamp...you da MAN :o)

Come, we go fish Mahimahi

Onolicious

[KingFlorez]

4. Maybe he can get Sanford, Ensign and that state legislator who slept with his mother-in-law to sign

[Botany]

5. Whatever .....

BTW when he came back to the senate after his little spankin', crankin', hooker, and diaper fetish came out the republicans
in the senate gave him a standing ovation.

[Roland99]

6. Not the version I read

I, <state your name>, do hereby state that I will now live in willful ignorance.

I will vote against my best interests.

I will use the Lord's name in vain as often as possible.

I will be the best possible example of a living hypocrite.

I will buy more guns and ammo than a human would need in 10 lifetimes (and some Bibles, too).

I will paint a red, white, and blue flag on my car with paint cans made in China but sold in a good ol' boys Amurikan store: WalMart.

I will whiteout all references to Satan in my Bibles and replace it with the word Libruls.

I will bow down and pray homage to Rush Limbaugh every day from 12pm - 3pm.



I stopped reading after that.

[Blue Owl]

9. The pledge is as disposable as that diaper he's wearing

n/t

[damntexdem]

10. He better put on a new diaper.

Tea is a diuretic.

;-)

[felinetta]

11. Repugs have no shame!

[Forkboy]

12. *SNARF*

[foxfeet]

13. Well, THAT'S a full pantload. n/t

[BurtWorm]

14. He's going to use only Ivory Snow to wash his didies?

[4lbs]

18. Leave it to him to be involved with something in its infancy.

;)