Is Mitch McConnell a fugitive from a wax museum?

[Cyrano]

Really. Take a look at him the next time he's on TV, or you see a picture of him. The man seems to be a slightly melting figure of wax that has an implanted mind dug up from the 12th century.

[geckosfeet]

1. No. He was exiled.

[Cleita]

3. Probably exiled from the Galapagos Islands.

Even his fellow giant tortoises couldn't stomach his politics.

[Ruby the Liberal]

2. I always thought he looked like a turtle.

Alan Grayson mentioned that he & Mitch were in the SCOTUS when Citizens United was decided. McTurtle "frightened" him. Check this clip. Hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0Kh_iJkE0U

[liberal N proud]

5. Jon Stewart was comparing him to a turtle earlier this week.

[Ruby the Liberal]

6. Ha! I'll have to dig up that clip.

Go Jon! LOL

[ladjf]

10. I can see that, a logger head snapping turtle. nt

[doc03]

4. He reminds me of this character Toby Tortoise

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6_WUu1lXl0

[lunatica]

7. His head has the shape of an incandescent light bulb

And chickens have more lips than he does

[BeHereNow]

8. If so, someone grab a blow torch! Like NOW!

:evilgrin:
BHN

[ladjf]

9. He does look rather "cadaverous". nt

[belpejic]

11. Actually, in keeping with Christine O'Donnell's comments on science,

I think he's a lab experiment in cross-breeding a human with a tortoise.

[Hubert Flottz]

12. Mitch McConnell is a fugitive from Dave Vitter's dirty diaper...

He looks like Woodsey Owl...