Who writes Palin's speeches?

[kittykitty]

Watching her in Iowa and she does nothing but knock the current gov't, (duh) but the rest is just meaningless prattle and platitudes. The audience of course is eating it up. And her shrill, irritating makes me want to throttle her!

[Champion Jack]

1. I don't know his name but, here is a picture of her speech writer

[hlthe2b]

2. This guy, I'm pretty sure...

In one of his more lucid moments:

[golddigger]

3. Someone from the Goebbels school of speech writing.

[TK421]

4. I thought everyone knew this...its this guy

[marmar]

5. The See Spot Run author

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[jimmyflint]

6. LOL

:rofl:

[alfredo]

7. Bob Boudelang

[blogslut]

8. I honestly don't think they're written speeches

It sounds to me like she just riffs between bullet points. I don't think she's capable of delivering a full speech.

[kittykitty]

13. yes!

[johnnie]

9. This guy?

[kittykitty]

10. Yep! Those images say it all, but there must be some sub-human

who actually pens these words for her to perform. She doesn't give a speech, she performs with smart-aleky,pompous,insolent, ignorant.... %$@&%$, I've run out of words.

[Raschel]

24. She's very hateful. Can't say anything positive because they have no plan.

[kentuck]

11. Her speeches are a condensation of her daily tweets...

short, simple lines of incomprehensible blather....

[kittykitty]

14. yes!

[AnnieBW]

12. Trig

She's got these blocks with Repub talking points printed on them. He plays with the blocks, and she writes the results into a speech.

[kittykitty]

15. and yes!

[whatchamacallit]

16. Behold her speech writer

Presto Professional Electric Handheld Word Salad Machine

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

17. Ever seen those little magnetic poetry sets?

You get a box of words on magnets that you can arrange on a metal surface, like a refrigerator door, and make "poetry." There are sets with words relating to specific topics, like love, pets, etc. Maybe they've come up with a Republican magnetic poetry kit, and she uses it to write her speeches on her refrigerator door.

[mitchum]

18. Her special needs (grand)child

[Canuckistanian]

19. He doesn't like his image to be published, but....

[spanone]

20. this guy

[Safetykitten]

21. We will not say, but a hint. We fight over the morning banana bucket.

[madamesilverspurs]

22. William Archibald Spooner?

Gust jessing...

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[RavensChick]

23. Good question.

My guess would be a nimrod college age genius with a twisted upbringing. I can't stand her voice! Nails on a chalkboard sounds better, trust me!

You do the throttling, I can slap the piss out of her and hold her face down in the carpet for you!
:evilgrin:

[MineralMan]

25. 10,000 monkeys. Hell, if they could write Shakespeare,

Alaska's half-term governor would be a snap.