Witchcraft or masturbation, which did you practice as a teen?

[Faygo Kid]

Poll question: Witchcraft or masturbation, which did you practice as a teen?

Just loved a FReeper post today about O'Donnell's witchcraft and satanic meal: "Sounds like a normal young adult to me."

Got me to thinking. Apparently, witchcraft was Good and masturbation Bad for Christine O'Donnell as a young adult. And the FReepers agree that witchcraft was OK but not masturbation (you can visit their site and posts about it yourself).

So I thought I would take an informal poll here. Witchcraft or masturbation, on which did you spend more time as a "normal young adult?"

[mrcheerful]

1. What if you masturbated to pictures of Satanic rituals where the victim was tied down to an alter

naked? Would that count as 2 sins or just one?

[tularetom]

2. What's this "teen" stuff?

I'm 69 years old and not blind yet.

[Faygo Kid]

4. I see your point.

A decade younger, and only need reading glasses.

I chalk it up to not enough witchcraft, and too much - well, never mind.

[flvegan]

3. Growing up with Elvira, many probably did both at once.

Yes DUers, I'm looking at you.

[ZombieHorde]

5. I had a crush on Elvira when I was a kid. nt

[comtec]

9. EVERYONE had a crush on elvira

Kid or otherwise XD

I had a gf who was wiccan, so I guess I did both.

for the record, Wicca is a beautiful, earth-worship religion, one the world would be better off in believing, as it promotes equality of the sexes, love of mother gaia, and protection of animals, and the earth in general.

it's about living in balance. understanding that it's possible to have what you "want" without destroying the planet or each other.

As much as i disdain all the exceptionally negative talk about the patriarchy (assuming i'm actually a part of it!!!) it's true that we as a species were better off under a matriarchy, or at least the gaia-based religions.

[Faygo Kid]

12. She was past my crush-mode time. I was more of a Samantha Stevens type fantasizer.

Talk about hitting like a ton of bricks . . .

[ZombieHorde]

13. I loved the cartoon image of her on her show, Bewitched. nt

[Richard Steele]

6. Why do you assume that it must have been one or the other?

And why do you assume I stopped EITHER when I became an adult?

Bad thread: no biscuit.

[Faygo Kid]

10. I didn't - that's why there are options.

And I certainly don't assume anyone stops as an adult. Maybe upon death.

And given the Satanic possibilities, probably not even then.

At least I hope so.

[whatchamacallit]

7. Witchturbation! (nt)

[Contrary1]

8. Would the choking of the chicken be before,

after, or while sacrificing it to Satan?

Makes a difference, you know.

[Faygo Kid]

11. Good question. Maybe the Food Network can provide guidance here?

[qb]

14. Both. But I'll be damned if I could get witchcraft to work.

[mitchum]

15. Both...I grew up in the 70s