The Masturbatory Fantasies of a Chickenhawk NeoCon

[Ezlivin]

I received this in an e-mail from a solidly deluded Republican who has never served in the military nor has one relative (close or distant) who is serving.

Hamas and Fatah are at war in West Bank and Gaza. Israel will take advantage of their neighbor's distraction with their civil war (prompted by the CIA's manipulation of Fatah by promising them millions in aid, if successful in removing democratically elected Hamas) and Israel will conduct a pre-emptive strike against Iran's nuclear capabilities (as our proxy army in the Middle East and just as they did previously against Iraq when Hussein attempted to develop similar nuclear capabilities). Iran will attempt to respond against Israel by air but their outdated MIGs will be crushed by the far superior American equipped Isreali air force, so Iran will call for a ground offensive by Hezbollah attacks from the north across the Israeli border with Lebanon (since Hezbollah is Iran's proxy army now that there is no way for them to get their massive army across now American and Brittish occupied Iraq. This will give us the necessary justification to "come to the aid of our allies" and attack Iran. We have already forward based our troops in bases in Iraq and Afghanistan so we can easily cpme at Iran from two fronts (much like the Soviets and the other allied armies attacked Germany during WW II from two fronts thus dividing Nazi energies, forces, and attention) and we will topple the Islamo-nazi radical regime of Iran through the largest aerial assualt ever known in the history of mankind. By doing so we have a pro-American Pakistan, and occupied pro-American Afghanistan, a new pro-American puppet regime in occupied Iran, a pro-American puppet regime in occupied Iraq, a pro-American regime in Kuwait, a pro-American kingdom in Saudi Arabia, a pro-American Qatar, and United Arab Emirates, a pro-American Jordan, a neutralized Lybia, a quiet Tunisia, a quiet Algeria, a quiet Morrocco, a divided and bankrupt Sudan, Zaire and Ethiopia, a scared shitless Syria, a pro-American Turkey and Egypt. Need I go on? And you liberals think we are losing this war. Fools. We have just begun this war. If timed right we will elect McCain as a hawk, war hero instead of any of the spineless wonders the democrats have proposed. Can you imagine that the best the Dems have is an ex-first lady with only one and one half terms in the Senate and a African-American former Muslim newbie. Sad, very sad!

Notice how all this war and destruction proves "good" for America ("pro-American Qatar" and so forth) and ends with the election of John McCain.

And notice how quickly the Faux News meme that Obama is a Muslim has taken hold in this man's imagination. Sad to say, but this man is a practicing lawyer apparently unable to do even the most basic research.

[Jacobin]

1. Roman Empire

[Irreverend IX]

2. Holy Paragraph Breaks, Batman! nt

[Virginia Dare]

3. The Islamo-Nazis, who the hell are they?

:rofl:

and who exactly are the "Brittish"?

Get a brain moran!:dunce:

[Ezlivin]

5. It's hard to believe this man is educated

And he was the class president at my high school.

I realize that many people are so rushed that they do not spell or grammar check, but after a while you have to wonder if it's a matter of time or a matter of plain indifference.

What I find so sad is that that man is practically salivating over the prospects of an expanded war in the Middle East. It appears that the NeoCons' dream of nothing more than a worldwide conflagration.

[Ikonoklast]

4. Nutcase.

China will never let this happen. If the Chinese feel that their energy supply lines are going to be completely controlled by the U.S., they will go to war. They have inferred as much obliquely on many occasions publicly; I would like to know what has been communicated privately to Washington on this matter.