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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-26-10 10:08 PM
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There's losing a tug o war and then there's LOSING a tug o war
http://www.cbc.ca/canada/nova-scotia/story/2010/09/26/ns-man-loses-fingers.html
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-26-10 11:20 PM
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1. This reminds me of the kid who died playing Chubby Bunny.
It's a game, you assholes. Don't tie yourself to the fucking white whale over it!
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-10 12:29 AM
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2. That's loser talk!
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-10 12:34 AM
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3. It also happens to be the talk of a man with 10 fingers.
Edited on Mon Sep-27-10 12:34 AM by JVS
Oh how they wiggle!
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-10 12:36 AM
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4. Only pansies need all fingers. Real men just need the trigger and middle fingers.
Edited on Mon Sep-27-10 12:36 AM by HEyHEY
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-10 12:37 AM
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5. How are you going to hold a pistol without your goddamned opposable thumb?
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-10 12:38 AM
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6. I'll rest it on my dick! Like a real man.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-10 12:40 AM
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7. It's going to hurt when you shoot it.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-27-10 12:41 AM
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8. That's okay, it hurts when I pee already.
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