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justiceischeap Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-31-07 02:58 PM
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BREAKING: Cheney Hand-Written Notes Discovered in Suspicious Packages
Edited on Wed Jan-31-07 03:15 PM by thecorrection
Police in Boston have found 5 "suspicious" packages, all containing hand-written notes from Vice President Dick Cheney. It's rumored the notes told several people to go "Cheney" themselves—including, apparently, the entire United States. There were also several scratched out references to Wolf Blitzer and gay daughters.

The authorities have stated they have the situation under control and don't suspect Osama Bin Laden but do think the packages were strategically placed by Iranian insurgents in Boston. A Homeland Security official under the condition of anonymity said, "We have issued an Amber Alert for the Vice President. With the Libby trial going so badly coupled with the negative news lately has made the Vice President unstable." The official then went on to say, "We think he could blow at any minute."

We will be following this story closely during the next few days.

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stillcool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-31-07 03:10 PM
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1. now see...that
is what you call investigative reporting! Great work!
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-31-07 03:15 PM
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2. k & mother fucking r
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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wicket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-31-07 03:24 PM
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6. mother fucking yeah!
:kick:
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Generator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-31-07 03:18 PM
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3. HA!
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-31-07 03:23 PM
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4. Same Ole Sheiite!
Cheney is either crying Wolf, or Crying about Wolf 24/7!

You might get the flu from too much Duct tape if you're not careful. And there was a DRONE spotted on Wall Street today!
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-31-07 03:23 PM
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5. DUzy!
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justiceischeap Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-31-07 03:28 PM
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7. According to this thread and CNN
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x93066

It's some lit up leds of a smiley face and middle finger. See, Cheney is involved!
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