Freeperville: Human Breathing Causes Global Warming!

[Raydawg1234]

It doesn't get much funnier than this:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1776977/posts

[Little Wing]

1. Hopefully they'll help fight global warming and stop fucking

[iwanmycntrybak]

2. That's because of all the car exhuast we are breathing in!

[sniffa]

3. i'm sure their breath contributes greatLy to it

ever been downwind of a freeper? i swear, it's Like some animaL crawLed inside their mouths, took a dump, and then died..... 3 months ago.

[azurnoir]

4. Maybe they should practice O2 conservation

you know only taking a breathe once every few minutes, come to think of it maybe they hve been,

[tandot]

5. Surely, they can't be that stupid?

Oh wait, they are freepers...of course they are that stupid.

At least some of them have a few brain cells left:

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To: Keli Kilohana

The causality of the two graphs is inconclusive.

The increased CO2 could be a result of increased use of fossil fuels due to the increase in population.

8 posted on 01/31/2007 2:10:49 PM PST by Lunatic Fringe (Yeah, yeah... my FReeper name is quite approriate, come up with something new.)

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[malaise]

6. Now if they would only take off on their

fugging rapture we can breath in peace.

[Rosemary2205]

7. We have DUers that feel the same way

I've lost track of how many times I've seen posts condemning people for having children because those kids, just by living, are destroying the planet.

[tabasco]

14. I've been here a few years and I didn't see those posts.

I have seen posts critical of people who produce large numbers of children, e.g., 8 or more.

That is a valid criticism. The world is already overpopulated.

[Uben]

8. CIgarette smoking causes global warming

Yep, that's right! And all you non-smokers are responsible. Why? Before you ran us all outside to smoke, there was no mention of global warming, but now.....

Save the whales! Shoot the seals! Hug a smoker today!

[dysfunctional press]

9. one of them must think that the white house is staffed by scientists-

I'm convinced at some point scientists will tell us that the only hope for the planet is a limited nuclear war to cull the population and reduce consumption of fuels.

i'm pretty sure that cheneyco might have something along those lines in mind...it might even be part of why they decided to admit that global warming is occurring- so that they can point to a silver lining after the nukefest in ww3.

[LTR]

10. They must all have bad breath (nt)

[KansDem]

11. BREAKING!!! Scientists develop CO2 scrubbers for breathing humans!

FRNews--Scientists report that portable CO2 scrubbers have been successfully tested on domesticated animals, resulting in a CO2 reduction of over 90%!

These animals are wearing portable CO2 scrubbers...

This horse has cut its CO2 emissions by over 90%

...so has this goat


Scientists hope to have a working prototype for human use by early spring...

This research volunteer demonstrates experimental CO2 scrubber for humans. Researchers hope to develop straps that will enable humans to look straight ahead, side to side, or down while cutting their CO2 emissions by over 90%!

[yardwork]

12. Maybe they'll support birth control now.

On second thought, nah. They're never logical.

[Conan_The_Barbarian]

13. Apparently in their world correlation means causation...

Wow, now that's a glaring example of an ommitted variable.

In response I present another theory