OK, Jon Stewart, you crapped the bed, but it's not too late to make things right.

[11 Bravo]

First, abandon the false equivalency between RW talkers and those on the left. Have you ever heard a liberal host tell a caller to "Get AIDS and die"? (Michael Savage) ... Ever heard a lib talker call a VP candidate a "total fag"? (Ann Coulter) ... Seen any liberal TV producers inciting the crowd at a rally? (FoxNews) ... Has any "liberal" cable network donated $1,000,000 to either political party? (FoxNews) ... Anybody tell an African-American candidate to "take the bone out of your nose and call back"? (Limbaugh) ... In fact, can you give just one example of a "liberal" radio or TV personality engaging in anything even remotely close to the daily drumbeat of misrepresentations, mis-characterizations, and flat-out fucking lies that every day spew from the mouths of O'Reilly, Hannity, and Limbaugh? OF COURSE YOU CAN'T! Because they don't exist.
Oh, and by the way, Jon, your attempt to remain above it all didn't even work. Conservative yakkers of every stripe and in every media available to them are still claiming that your rally was nothing more than a lefty response to Beck-a-palooza.
I love you, Mr. Stewart, but I'm begging you, don't try to make nice with these shitstains. They only perceive it as weakness, and then they lie about what you said anyway.

[VMI Dem]

1. Meh. That bozo has to get paid just like the rest of 'em.

[Poboy]

2. recommended. -nt

[sally cat]

3. Strong rec. He's betting on the pukes and trying to get in position.