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We've all seen that show at one time or another?
The Announcer with that voice telling you what's going on. A desperado driving a freshly stolen car, weaves through dense traffic. He jumps the sidewalk narrowly missing a Grandmother in a wheelchair. Back into the street, he clips a minivan driven by a MILF with 6 screaming Kindergartners. Nobody is seriously injured. The Cops are in hot pursuit.
You feel there's something going on inside you but aren't sure what. You just forgot the 4th through 8th Amendments. The chase continues. The bile builds up.
Finally the punk wrecks the car. He stumbles out. The Cops pull up and leap out off their cars, nightsticks drawn and give chase on foot. They catch the guy and take him down.
By this time you are out of your chair on all fours pounding the carpet with your fist, screaming, "BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THAT MOTHERFUCKER!!! I WANT TO SEE HIS FUCKING BRAINS ON THE SIDEWALK!!!!" And you're ready for another robocall from the republican party.
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