****Official "Post the shit you'd really love to say to your pukes today" Thread ***

[NightWatcher]

If you're like me and seriously fighting just ripping into FB "friends", RW puke family or coworkers, feel free to vent in here.

Post their ignorant bullshit and your informed retort.


Me first:
Fire Nancy Pelosi and get your country back today, go vote.

My retort:
Oh yes, let's elect the purely corporate shills who will return us to the glory of W's Reign O Error. I was really enjoying multiple wars, Depression, terror attacks at home. Maybe now we can privatize Social Security and kick the old folks into the streets with the millions who lost their homes to the banksters. Oh wait, I forgot Obama's (half) black, fuck em.....along with the rest of us who dont want to America to become a Third World Country. Fuck you, you ignorant, hateful, fundie, fuckity, fuck sticks.


Ah, now I feel better

[bluedave]

1. and the tea partiers prepare to vote

http://www.heaven666.org/MediaPlayer.swf?MediaID=45453&Embed=true

[democrat_patriot]

2. You should post that.

Seriously.

[Richard D]

3. I wish to tell all my republic friends . . .

. . . to make sure to vote tomorrow.

[blueamy66]

4. You really think Palin could run our country?

Really??????


This is what I want to say to my boss. Oh, wait, I'm gonnna say it!!!

[Angry Dragon]

14. Ask your boss if she could do his job

or run the company you both work at

[hobbit709]

5. What I would say to them would offend all the PC types.

[Hubert Flottz]

6. If it's a republican it ain't no friend of mine.

Ask them how much gasoline was when they voted today. Then remind them that Gasoline was about a dollar and a half a gallon more, when Bush was pResident.

[lonestarnot]

8. Now we're talkin'!

[lonestarnot]

7. reserving comment until tonight. I will post a warning!

:evilgrin:

[CTyankee]

9. to my repuke former coworker who I will see later this week:

"You know, Mary, if Rand Paul gets into the Senate he's got a GREAT idea! Your mother and other elderly will have a $2,000 deductible on their Medicare and that will help bring down all this damned government spending! What's that you say: she can't afford it? Well, then I'm sure YOU can help her out and pay it! After all, you don't want to have the GOVERNMENT do what families can do on their own, right?"

I'll then watch as her eyes glaze over...and then I'll REPEAT: "As a conservative, you certainly don't want government in your life!"

"Mary" is a woman who works at a job with no medical benefits and low pay. She and her kids are on food stamps. Her kids were on SSI benefits because they had a Dad with severe disability and then died while they were in their early teens.

[Ganja Ninja]

10. "Stay home and don't bother to vote, it's in the bag."

;-)

[deaniac21]

11. I prefer to enjoy my time.

[mmonk]

12. I've already been to the restroom this morning.

That's where I delivered my retort.

[BeFree]

13. Hey, pukers

Thanks a lot for fucking up this country, you damn hate mongerers and actual living breathing little hitlers. Go to hell!!

[DevonRex]

15. I want to say: Look Sis, stay out of my kids' FB conversations. You don't understand

them, you don't know when they're joking around, and it's just damned CREEPY for an aunt to butt in like that. You don't even KNOW their friends. You don't even realize that some of those friends are freakin' PUKES and that THEY are the ones making those comments you take exception to.

Oh, and about your suggestion that my son read the Declaration of Independence, the Bill of Rights and the Constitution? Well, he just took Constitutional Law in actual LAW SCHOOL and got an A. I bet you've never even READ those documents start to finish. So butt the fuck out.

[immoderate]

16. Fuck you, you fucking fuckers!!

Say it with alliteration.

--imm

[Uncle Joe]

17. I would advise them to take about fifteen minutes and read this article, so they know who the true

enemies of the people are.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=103x567568

It's a long article but well worth the read.

Thanks for the thread, NightWatcher.

[drmeow]

18. You are a cancer survivor

primarily because of Democrats, not Republicans. Your cancer treatment was paid for by Access NY which is Medicaid. That means MY federal taxes helped pay for YOUR cancer treatment. So next time you scream about lower taxes, think about those radiation treatments MY higher taxes paid for and STFU.

[lovemydog]

19. I put any republican comments on ignore forever on facebook

But here's what I say to them.

You lie about health care reform.

You lie about financial reform.

You lie about deficits.

You lie about taxes.

You start and defend wars and warlike behavior with lies.

We're making progress in spite of you.

Go fuck yourself.