Voting Instructions and last Hints from Andy Borowitz

[Mira]

November 2, 2010
Three Things to Remember on Election Day
Special Borowitz Report Voter's Guide

As you head to the polls today, please keep these three things in mind:

1) Don’t be intimidated by electronic voting machines. There are simple instructions in English, Spanish, and Tea Party.

2) Your vote is precious. Politicians have spent billions trying to buy it.

3) Please vote because every vote is counted. (Offer not available in Florida.)

The Los Angeles Times says Andy Borowitz has “one of the funniest Twitter feeds around.” Follow Andy on Twitter.

www.borowitzreport.com

[BootinUp]

1. laughing at some of his tweets

Every Election Day, the majority of us put aside our differences and don't vote at all. #USA
about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone .

One silver lining of 9.6% unemployment is Americans are available for rallies and sign-making like never before.
about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone .

POLL: 52% of Tea Party voters disapprove of Obama; 48% unsure what "disapprove" means
about 24 hours ago via web .

They're no longer making Pontiacs, or as an increasing number of Americans call them, "homes."
about 24 hours ago via web

[Mira]

2. Geez - so funny!

This may make me want to start "tweeting" - (NOT)

[BootinUp]

3. sorry,

the laughing didn't last too long.