The Onion: Americans Bravely Go To Polls Despite Threat Of Electing Congress

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Americans Bravely Go To Polls Despite Threat Of Electing Congress
November 2, 2010

WASHINGTON—Despite the very real threat of electing the 112th Congress, millions of courageous Americans lined up at their polling places today and put their right to vote above the awful possibility of sending a politician to represent them in Washington. "I was afraid the moment I showed up to vote, and now that I've cast my ballot, I'm even more terrified," said Kentucky resident Mary Buchanan, who ran to her car and drove home immediately after exercising her constitutional right. "But I knew I had to face my fear and participate in our democracy, even if my actions could lead to electing another U.S. senator." The day was not without tragedy, however, as the choice between voting for incumbent Harry Reid and challenger Sharron Angle left 20 Americans dead and injured 13 at a Carson City, NV polling place.


http://www.theonion.com/articles/americans-bravely-go-to-polls-despite-threat-of-el,18394/

[Arkana]

1. I love the Onion. So very much.

[FourScore]

4. I was wondering if I should delete it. It's a pretty tense day

and someone may not get the joke right now.

[BootinUp]

2. LOL, oh gawd that was good.

[Xipe Totec]

3. If I was in Kentucky, I'd be terrified too nt

[emulatorloo]

5. THANKS - that was excellent. n/t

[gateley]

6. Off to the greatest with ye. We could ALL use a dose of The Onion today! Thanks! nt