Billionaire stabbed in genitals by drunken cook

[Liberal_in_LA]

Billionaire stabbed in genitals by drunken cook

November 01, 2010 • 10:55 am

By Diana FasanellaA Latvian billionaire almost bled to death after he was stabbed in the genitals by a drunken cook on his luxury yacht.


Alexander Kalnins had to be forced into an ambulance by five police officers in Hamburg, Germany, after a drunken brawl with the ship’s chef left him bleeding profusely from a stab wound to the groin, the Austrian Times reports.

Once at the hospital, the reclusive billionaire refused treatment and had to be tied down in order for doctors to save his life.

Kalnins insisted that police release the cook, claiming that the stab wound was simply an old injury.

http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/2010/11/01/billionaire-stabbed-in-genitals-by-drunken-cook/

[Beetwasher]

1. I Guess All His Billions Were Worthless Against A Simple Genital Stab

n/t

[hayu_lol]

4. He must have insisted on having...

Rocky Mountain Oysters for his meal...and his xxxxs were the only specimens available.

[EOTE]

7. A knife to my groin! My only weakness!! NT

[Aramchek]

10. Achilles' Testes

[EOTE]

29. :groan: No comment. NT

[JVS]

2. LOL

[Barack_America]

3. The classic story of love between the billionaire and the cook?

[pgodbold]

5. What was on the menu that day? nt

[Gold Metal Flake]

6. Thank God He Wasn't Taxed!

[Jackpine Radical]

8. Free booze for all yacht cooks!!

:evilgrin:

[Hassin Bin Sober]

9. Now THAT'S what I call class warfare

[petronius]

11. Nobody parties like a Latvian billionaire

:o

On the other hand, you should never accuse a Latvian chef of putting too much sour cream in the skaba putra...

Hope the guy survives (mainly so he can provide more odd tales in years to come.)

[dixiegrrrrl]

12. Hmmmm..why is he so protective of the cook?

[truedelphi]

27. My question too.

Will we ever know?

[RaleighNCDUer]

28. You have any idea how hard it is to find a good cook -

and willing to work on a yacht, no less?

[xiamiam]

13. kooky and i'd guess a little kinky hanky panky in the pantry..inspector cleuseau where r u?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

14. "Don't arrest him, nobody can make stroganoff like that!!"

:hippie:

[11 Bravo]

15. Based on the thread title alone, I had to click on this!

[HughBeaumont]

16. "A Good Start"?

There's a punch line in them there gallows . . . :rofl:

[txaslftist]

17. +1

'cause what the hell.

[Canuckistanian]

18. Don't order the sausage

It might be a little gamey.

[TwilightGardener]

19. Must be a helluva good cook.

[Evasporque]

20. those dang stink boaters always drunk and bitching...nt

Sailors make love after drinking...not fight...

[SnakeEyes]

21. It's always the cook

[cbdo2007]

22. This is why I always keep a stack of $100 bills in my pants.

He shoudl do the same.

[grahamhgreen]

23. Some kind of love story....

[valerief]

24. Somehow I can't muster up any sympathy for the drunken, bullying lout. nt

[Evasporque]

25. The Yacht's name was "Lorena"....nt

lol lol lol

[Ian David]

26. firsh ve cutten de ballzenn,...

Chop chop!

[eleny]

30. The back story must be a hoot

[KamaAina]

31. Any billionaire worth his salt should be more protective of the family jewels

:evilgrin:

[Vidar]

32. Awww!

[Warren DeMontague]

33. "That's the last time I say anything negative about the Gazpacho" nt

[Arugula Latte]

34. One of the best headlines ever!

:D

[Forrest Greene]

35. "Kalnins insisted police release the cook, claiming the stab wound was simply an old injury"

Are we entirely certain about all of the spelling in the above line?