Witty comebacks to gloating republican friends, family and co-workers

[Mortos]

Repub: Hey, you got your ass kicked in the elections last night. How's that hopey changey thing working for ya?

Democrat: Yeah, now the republicans will have to actually do something and take some responsibility for fixing the problems. Good luck.

Democrat: Yeah but we still control the Senate and the Presidency. 2 out of 3 is still a majority, isn't it?

Democrat: Fuck you and your motherfucking republicants you piece of shit.

Democrat: Congratulations on your average mid term wins.

Democrat: Hmmm, how do you think they will reduce the deficit and cut taxes...specifically?

Democrat: Wow! That's awesome. They did such a great job the last time they controlled the House...oh, wait a minute...

[snappyturtle]

1. Wonderful....living in repuke land I will use these....all of them! nt

[barbtries]

2. i'm going to have to print

and memorize. thank you!

[garthranzz]

3. Here's another:

I guess lying, stealing, cheating and murdering does pay off. Short term.

Your lords and masters spent their money well.

The difference is that after an ass-kicking, I can turn around and kick you in the balls. Oh, sorry, you already cut yours off.

I'd rather get my ass-kicked once - lesson learned - than spend my life as an ass-licker like you. For Republicans, green is the new brown. Or is it the other way around?

[Ian David]

4. "Republican Friend" is an oxymoron. n/t

[Mortos]

5. No, they are pretty much just regular morons.

[GoCubsGo]

6. A minor revision to Reply #1

Yeah, well now the republicans will have to actually do something and take some responsibility for fixing the problems THAT THEY FUCKING CREATED IN THE FIRST PLACE. Good luck.