Hey fuckwit majority where the fuck....

[Aviation Pro]

....are the goddamn jobs you promised? Why is the unemployment rate still at 10%, assholes?

You've been on the job for six hours, shitstains, what's your fucking problem?

[corpseratemedia]

1. hey...one set of rules for democrats, another for the brain-dead zombies

[Uben]

2. There are plenty of jobs.....

.....but they're overseas now. You can move Sierra Leone and dig for diamonds, work in the oilfields in Iran, get a cushy phone job in India, or work an internet scam from Liberia. Opportunity abounds. Quit whining and get your ass to work!












/sarcasm

[HughBeaumont]

3. This ought to be put up EVERY DAY they're in control of the House.

No separate set of standards for thee and thine. The era of a three-decade Hindenburg joyride with your "policies" without opposition is over.

[Aviation Pro]

4. Yes, it should....

...by the fucking way fucking Republicant majority, the deficit is still through the fucking roof, WHY THE FUCK HAVEN'T YOU FIXED THAT YET, SHITSTAINS? You've been on the job for 12 hours now and you're failing.

YOU FUCKING LIE, ASSWIPES!

[Aviation Pro]

5. Hey fucking Orange Tan Man....

...what the fuck is this?

"We have a big job ahead of us and that's why you'll see us roll up our sleeves and go to work today," Boehner said, adding that Republicans will take the next several months, before the new session begins in January, to map out their agenda.

You've been on the job for 15 fucking hours, you don't have a plan and it will TAKE SEVERAL FUCKING MONTHS!?!

Where's our jobs, shitstain? WHERE THE FUCK ARE OUR JOBS, ASSWIPE?

[DisgustipatedinCA]

6. now these fuckers have to establish VOTING RECORDS

And wobetide the dumbfuck teabagger who EVER votes for their state to receive a single PENNY in federal money. I'm going to come screeching down like death from above every time those hypocritical fucks open their mouths. Rand Paul had better not EVER vote for a dime to be sent to Kentucky--I'll be all over Facebook and every other forum I can find, demanding repudiation (or refudiation, for the inbred crowd) of his hypocritical votes, and pointing out at every chance what a typical, garden variety, lying sack of shit he is.

And I also want a PLAN. NOW. How will the deficit be reduced. Want to talk about wasteful Program X? Well, if Program X constitutes .0003% of the federal budget, it's time for republicans to shut the fuck up and start talking REAL numbers. You want fiscal responsibility, you said so, and you ran on it. Now prove it. Tell either the military or senior citizens that they're fucked. Go ahead.

These petulant fucks will be held to account for all the lies they've been spinning for their brain-dead base. And to any remaining blue dog democrats, fuck off. Then die. Then repeat. I'll withhold comment on Obama until this afternoon, when I won't be at all surprised if he capitulates to the GOP.

In the mood to burn bridges.

[Aviation Pro]

14. Yes....

...now that the fucking brain-dead, scared, bags of shit tea seniors have voted to end the their Social Security do it.

"Tell either the military or senior citizens that they're fucked. Go ahead."

In fact, you've been on the job for 18 hours, why haven't you ended Social Security, fuckwit majority?

WHY ARE YOU LYING?!?

[piratefish08]

7. now I REALLY want my motherfucking pony.

[Brickbat]

8. Where's the fucking jobs plan? And excuse me for asking a question the media should have been

asking for the last FUCKING FOUR MONTHS.

Get cracking, Repubs! This is no time to sit on your laurels! You couldn't wait to get started, so let's see some action out there! GODDAMNIT!

[Kablooie]

9. Just give it time. They are as anxious as you to see 30% unemployment.

[gratuitous]

10. Well, the failed Republican majority has failed to deliver

So I think they should be tagged as failures. Aren't those the rules we've been playing by for the last two years? Don't change the rules now for the failed Republican majority.

[BeFree]

11. Guerrilla politics

Where is the plan for my new job?

What? You don't have a plan? How the fuck did you get elected?

[Fla_Democrat]

12. The ads need to start right now

Maybe show video of them being sworn in, then cut to lines at the unemployment office. Stills of them moving into their offices, and then stills of people moving out of their foreclosed homes. Show them all around the tables at the congressional cafeteria, then show people huddled around a fire in an burned out drum, or maybe at a soup line.

C'mon, where's the creative people that can make these and get them uploaded to youtube or even on air...





:smoke:

[MadMaddie]

13. I think we need to form our own marketing group and start doing

this ourselves. We could have groups in each state working on this for the next two years. Tim Kaine and others like them don't have the guts to do it. It's time we stop waiting for them to do anything. The money that we have sent to groups like that we should cut it in half and start funding our own efforts.

[HughMoran]

15. Dig it

Where' my fucking JOB!!!!!!!!!!!