AMERICA EXERCISES RIGHT TO PUNCH ITSELF IN THE NUTS

[Matariki]

THE United States last night reasserted its hard won freedom to punch itself squarely in the balls.

Across the 50 states proud, angry voters stood on their tidy lawns and gave Barack Obama a bloody nose by repeatedly hammering themselves in the groin with a teapot.

more: http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/america-exercises-right-to-punch-itself-in-the-nuts-201011033216/

[tridim]

1. Exactly right.

Except the 50-state part. A few states are still obviously sane.

[Glassunion]

2. TFF!

[TwilightGardener]

3. LOL.

[Democrats_win]

4. Yep. Right on.

At a time when America needs to move forward, we order a Model-T and go backward. Big time. The model-A is coming in January. (The assholes).

[a la izquierda]

8. Hey, hey, hey, Oklahoma has the monopoly on model Ts...

get yourself another ancient model. We've been regressing for the last few years.

[Matariki]

5. and it's from a UK publication no less. The civilized world knows we're collectively idiotic :(

"The typical Teapotter is a modern-day Thomas Jefferson, an intellectual colossus who is exercising the freedom to believe that Canada is next to Germany and that God made fish.

"Teapotting will now take its rightful place in the pantheon of American thought alongside intelligent design and pyramid selling."

He added: "It is not about racism or religion, it is about freedom from big government, it is about living your life the way you want to, unless of course you and your gay partner want to get married or you're a woman who wants to choose whether or not she grows something in her womb.

[Reader Rabbit]

6. This is friggin' brilliant.

It's, if I may say so, "Onion-esque"!

[Matariki]

7. And you should also have the freedom to buy a bazooka.

From a post office.

:rofl:

[Matariki]

9. kicking 'cause it's funny.

[jcboon]

10. Succinct and accurate

[PBass]

11. Kicked and recommended (NT)