I am going to go golfing with the boner

[Angry Dragon]

I am going to go golfing to clear my mind for a while. I find following that little white ball around the course helps the troubles of the world fall off and drift away. I sit here with a darkness surrounding my heart and soul. Perhaps when I get back home I will find that last night did not happen and that this country has not drifted into the bowels of hell.

I have always believed the impossible was possible, that good triumphed over evil. The teabaggers claim that god has chosen this country as his. He/She must really hate himself/herself.

[DJ13]

1. You need this

You've Got One of Those Four-Hour Erections ...

http://www.slate.com/id/2119865/

[Glassunion]

2. How will you putt?

[Itchinjim]

3. I went golfing with a boner once.

And trust me, golf clubs work MUCH better.