"John Boehner will be the new Speaker of the House. It is the highest elected office

[solara]

ever to be reached by an Orange-American." - Olivia Munn


:patriot:

[blueknight]

1. i live in the cincinnati area

not only is he orange, but it is rumored he is a drunk and an insufferable prick as well, along with being a chain smoker

[okieinpain]

12. well see that's something him and president obama can

agree on. sneaking out back for a quick cigarette break.

[sinkingfeeling]

2. LOL! That's the first time I've smiled today.

[FSogol]

3. Will a million Oompa Loompas attend his swearing in ceremony?

:shrug:

[solara]

6. Hee hee

:patriot:

[pamela]

11. We should hold an Oompa Loompa rally ...

On the day he is sworn in as Speaker thousands of orange oompa loompas should gather at the capitol to "celebrate." We could all get sloppy drunk and chain-smoke to add to the Boehner effect.

[Rhiannon12866]

4. Speaker of the House is second in line to the presidency

Right after the VP. Think on that... x(

[solara]

7. I know.. it is a very unsettling thought

I don't like it at all

:patriot:

[Rhiannon12866]

9. Two heartbeats... that's all.

This is the most frightening thought I've had in a very long time... :scared:

[ooglymoogly]

10. O had better be watching his back, there is no place to low for

these thugs.

[Naturyl]

5. It's an historic day for Orange people everywhere

I have been to the mountaintop, and seen the promised land. I have a dream of a day when a man is judged by the content of his character, not the orangeness of his skin.

[JuniperLea]

8. Orange you glad?

:patriot:

[bdamomma]

13. oh crap we have to listen to that drunk again.

I just don't care for that guy, only cares about that 1%.