America Exercises Right to Punch Itself In the Nuts

[Wickerman]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/america-exercises-right-to-punch-itself-in-the-nuts-201011033216/

THE United States last night reasserted its hard won freedom to punch itself squarely in the balls.

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He has been a bit shite though, hasn't he?
Across the 50 states proud, angry voters stood on their tidy lawns and gave Barack Obama a bloody nose by repeatedly hammering themselves in the groin with a teapot.

Todd Logan, an unemployed car designer from Grantham, Ohio, said: "Aaaaaaaaaaaargh! Oh Jesus, that was a good one.

"I find it's best if you hold the teapot above your head and then let gravity do the hard work. HOLY FUCKING SHIT! That was a bullseye."

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He said: "It has been grotesquely misrepresented, especially by dishonest, ideologically bankrupt know-it-alls who have shamelessly read and listened to what the Teapotters have actually said.

"The typical Teapotter is a modern-day Thomas Jefferson, an intellectual colossus who is exercising the freedom to believe that Canada is next to Germany and that God made fish.

"Teapotting will now take its rightful place in the pantheon of American thought alongside intelligent design and pyramid selling."

--snip--


thanks to Jake Burns for the link

[HelenWheels]

1. too funny

[Overseas]

2. K&R ! Great article. /nt

[Tesha]

3. This post deserves more exposure! (NT)

[arbusto_baboso]

4. It does indeed! K&R

[Toucano]

5. Sharon Angle is an "intellectual colossus" because she and Jefferson were both "misquoted".

Funny article!