What's Boehner's favorite booze?

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

Time for a little levity here.


I think he's a Jim Beam drinker. His state borders Kentucky so I'm sure he has a ready supply source.

[cliffordu]

1. Whatever is in his hand......

[deacon]

2. Cointreau n/t

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

4. How French

He must be a surrender monkey.

[deacon]

6. It's made from bitter oranges :))

[Buns_of_Fire]

27. ...with a Triple Sec chaser. nt

[Safetykitten]

3. Whatever is free.

[pacalo]

5. Any kind the lobbyists are giving out by the case.

[Angry Dragon]

7. Republican orange kool-aid with vodka

[Lasher]

8. He drinks wine.

And prefers merlot.

[Lifelong Protester]

9. I grew up in a household with an alcoholic dad, and other

alcoholic relatives. That man is a country club alcoholic. Can spot 'em a mile away.

[HuckleB]

10. No, he couldn't handle bourbon.

His dirty secret: Boehner drinks Canadian rum punch!!!!

[belpejic]

11. Screwdriver

Orange liquid; apt metaphor for a boner.

[Bobbieo]

12. If you check out his background you will find he came from a large, Catholic family

who owned a bar. He also worked at that bar.

[Rex]

13. Orange Mint Julep?

[jeanmarc]

14. Whatever the Oompa Loompas like to drink (nt)

.

[tomm2thumbs]

15. Tea - Hot & Spiked

he's gonna have a lot of tea in the next 2 years - he may just turn completely orange pekoe

[upi402]

16. Boner juice on the rocks

Why do we let him get away with mispronouncing his name?
When 2 vowels go walking, the first one does the talking.
I know an Austrian who pronounces his name BONER.
I vow, from this day forward, to never pronounce his name; Bay-ner. If he's going to screw us, I call it a Boner.

[Historic NY]

17. We could keep him drunk for the next 2 years.

[Cleita]

18. I'll bet he would drink his aftershave if

he runs out of the Beam and the liquor stores are closed too long for him to go without a drink. He strikes me as an all day boozer, one who keeps the glow on. That's what the tan is for, to cover up the redness and broken capillaries from drinking.

[DearAbby]

19. Fuzzy Navel

ew

[MissMarple]

20. I'm going with bourbon and coke.

on edit. I meant coca cola. ;)

[Rincewind]

21. My guess:

fermented bullshit, he's obviously full of it.

[Paper Roses]

22. Apricot Brandy n/t

[MilesColtrane]

23. An Orange Blossom?

Basically gin and OJ

[rucky]

24. 13-year blended scotch

that's what they drink at the country club.

[Frank Cannon]

25. Thunderbird

I've heard that it turns your tongue black, but I wasn't aware that it also renders your skin road-cone orange.

[HopeHoops]

26. Mad Dog 20/20.