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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-04-10 10:15 AM
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Old joke that fits the GOP right now with their teabagger colony.
(Abbreviated version)

A guy finds a bottle on the beach and opens it. A genie comes out and tells him he has three wishes. He says, "Okay, I wish for a brand-new Cadillac with all the bells and whistles."

Boom - there's the car. "Two wishes left."

"I wish for you to fill the trunk with gold coins." The rear end lowers significantly from the weight.

"One wish left, my master."

"I'll save it for later." The guy takes off in his new car and is listening to the radio. A commercial comes on and he starts singing along..."Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener..."

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Moral of the story for GOP assholes: You made the teabaggers, you got what you wished for.

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HereSince1628 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-04-10 10:43 AM
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1. If I were trying to cause the United States to collapse, this would have been the way.
We now have truly useful idiots who can use their filibuster to cause the US to default on its debts.

The resulting firestorm that could produce would race across North America the same way a similar collapse raced across the Soviet Union. Destorying government and creating a vast region incapable of regulating business and creating a capitalists wonderland.

My only question is, will Wisconsin end up in the role of Karelia? The taiga and the lakes of Karelia are a lot like here.


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