Fill in the blanks - A handy template to save time when wailing and ranting on DU

[FSogol]

The Democrats lost the House because ______________________ which proves what I was saying about _________________ and _________________. Obama should have never____________________ or _________________ and especially should have not ___________________. He should have followed my advice and ____________________. The election was all the fault of ___________________ and those miserable _________________________s. Losing some seats in the mid term means that ________________________ and ________________________.





Don't have time to fill it out? Here are some suggestions, just cut and paste:

Tim Kaine
Arch-Conservative Barrack Obama
Rahm Emanuel
Ed Shultz
Colbert and Stewart
Citizens United
Koch Bros
Fox News
Baby Boomers
Aging Hippies
Seniors
Professional Leftist
Whiny Moderates
Twittering Young People
Cell-Phone Using Young People
Iphone Using Young People
Smart-Phone Using Young People
Young People in General
Steered Right
Steered Left
Remained in the Middle
Eaten Steer
Tried to Compromise
Tried to Not Compromise
Life is Over as we Know it
1000 year Reich for the Tea Baggers
Tea Bagging becomes Constitutionally Protected
Mitch McConnell drinks your lemonade

Hope this helps. It should save everyone a lot of time. :hi:

[SoCalDem]

1. You forgot POLAND !...n/t

[arbusto_baboso]

2. Also, to be a policeman of the English language...

It is NOT "should of", it is "should have". Just sayin'.

Bad grammar like that is teabaggerish and probably cost us the mid-term! :silly:

[FSogol]

8. Fixed. My excuse? I was trying to sound like "The People"

;-)

[arbusto_baboso]

10. Okay. We'll both believe that one.

[Ozymanithrax]

3. You forgot, "the economy stupid"

Then I could fill out the damn thing.

[lumberjack_jeff]

4. I'm too busy whistling "always look on the bright side of life" and practicing my tinkerbell clap.

But it's hard when there's all this negativity around.

Besides, there's nothing that democrats could have done, and this "loss" (if you want to call it that) isn't a learning opportunity. In my world, progressives vote for what I tell them to, when I tell them to, and the stupid, icky people (who don't matter) can't find their mailbox to post their ballot.

:sarcasm: cuz it's the law.

[TornadoTN]

6. +1 nt

[Kurovski]

5. You need to include the explitive "fuck" in one of the following forms:

Fuck, fucker, fucking, fucked.

I hope this helps.

[madrchsod]

7. most excellent!

i`m sure i`ll use it in the next few years....

[Drale]

9. Remember that the 1000 year Reich

only lasted 12 years, and would have fallen even if the allies hadn't been knocking at Germany's door. Right wing nut jobs like the tea baggers or the nazi's will eventually start in-fight(we are already seeing it) and will destroy themselves.

[FSogol]

11. LOL, Rand Paul for Senate Majority Leader, Michele Bachman for Speaker of the House!

:popcorn:

[K8-EEE]

12. K&R!!!!!! nt

[HughMoran]

13. Funny

:thumbsup:

[Vinnie From Indy]

14. Need to add...

Rush Limbaugh
FOX News
Area 51
cigar
Judge Smails
A George Foreman Grill
blessed are the cheesemakers

[patrice]

15. Every permutation of all of the above. Done.Thanks! That was very helpful.

I'll just use this link, so I don't have to re-build the wheel each time.

[Hosnon]

16. +1 for fixing the of/have thing. nt.