Fugitive ex-president apprehended in Tallahassee motel

Kurt_and_Hunter

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Thu Nov-04-10 03:41 PM
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Fugitive ex-president apprehended in Tallahassee motel

Edited on Thu Nov-04-10 03:53 PM by Kurt_and_Hunter

World that Makes Sense News Service
Fugitive ex-president apprehended in Tallahassee motel
11/4/2010 4:32 PM EST
By Mike Marigold for WTMS News

(Tallahassee, FL) Federal agents cornered fugitive torture mastermind George W. Bush in a seedy Tallahassee motel today, ending one of the nation's longest and most intensive manhunts. According to officials, the disheveled former chief executive offered no resistance when led from the darkened bottle-strewn room that had been his refuge for the last ten days.

Former Texas Rangers co-owner and U S President Bush rocketed to notoriety when his televised confession of masterminding the illegal torture of detainees was broadcast to a shocked nation. Federal officials familiar with the investigation said that there may be accomplices still at large.

In related news, a federal grand jury issued an indictment today of Richard "The Penguin" Cheney, a former government official and Bush crony currently believed to be living in Bogota, Columbia.

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FiveGoodMen

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Thu Nov-04-10 03:45 PM
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1. Not mastermind

Proponent, front man, schill...

Someone else was the mastermind.

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Kurt_and_Hunter

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Thu Nov-04-10 03:46 PM
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2. Well, yeah... according to his lawyer

Edited on Thu Nov-04-10 03:47 PM by Kurt_and_Hunter

He's angling for a deal to roll-over on Richard "The Penguin" Cheney

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meowomon

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Thu Nov-04-10 04:04 PM
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3. The Prince Murat

Pretty seedy motel here in Tallahassee.lol

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lpbk2713

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Thu Nov-04-10 04:25 PM
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4. Ma Barker evaded capture and is still on the run.

She is a known baseball groupie and is believed to be in
hiding near one of the Florida spring training camps.

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Lint Head

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Thu Nov-04-10 04:35 PM
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6. An anonymous source told a reporter she had

nothing to do with her sons murderous torture
She would never pollute her beautiful mind with the image of bloody tortured bodies.

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Kurt_and_Hunter

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Thu Nov-04-10 06:48 PM
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8. that is a startling photo!

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Angry Dragon

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Thu Nov-04-10 04:30 PM
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5. the "dick" cheney can be found in Dubai

according to his lover kkkrove

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hayu_lol

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Thu Nov-04-10 04:37 PM
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7. When asked by mavens of the press...

Obama said he was looking into it.

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MissHill

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Thu Nov-04-10 06:54 PM
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9. Oh, shoot. For a minute I was hoping it was Bush!

I guess Obama is planning to beat him in a chess match instead.

Sorry, everyone. I'm brand new here and I probably should have entered with more civility. I'm just really frustrated lately.

Hello :)

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JNelson6563

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Thu Nov-04-10 07:22 PM
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10. Hi MissHill.

welcome to DU. No need for apologies, your fan base is probably forming already.

Julie

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MissHill

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Thu Nov-04-10 08:32 PM
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11. Fan base? I don't get it.

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JNelson6563

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Thu Nov-04-10 08:41 PM
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12. Oh, you will.

Enjoy DU! :hi:

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